Neville Flynn: All praises to the PlayStation.
出自電影《飛機上有蛇》 的經典對白。
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Neville Flynn: All praises to the PlayStation.
Neville Flynn: Well, that's good news. Snakes on crack.
Neville Flynn: Turn this big motherfucker left, Troy!
Neville Flynn: Enough is enough! I have had it with these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday through Friday plane!
Neville Flynn: Everybody listen up! We have to put a barrier between us and the snakes!
Troy: Fuck Randy! Fuck Randy and his high score. That's my own brother, and I say, "Fuck him!"
Man Bitten on Penis: Aw, fuck! Fucking bitch! Get off my dick! Aw, fuck! Fuck.
Big Leroy: Ow! Get this fucking snake off my ass!
Neville Flynn: Enough is enough! I have had it with these mother-fucking snakes on this mother-fucking plane!
Neville Flynn: Everybody listen! We have to put a barrier between us and the snakes!
Eddie Kim: You think I didn't exhaust every other option? HE SAW ME!
Neville Flynn: What was the first thing I ever said to you?
Paul: Fucking dog, fucking coach, fucking Americans!
Mercedes Harbont: Don't worry, Mary Kate. His hair plugs can't hurt you.
Troy: Look at the Howard Hughes of rap.
Paul: You'd have done the exact same thing!
Eddie Kim: They say the higher you aim, the farther you fall.
Paul: What? You'd have done exactly the same thing!
Paul: Why exactly are there snakes on this plane?
Neville Flynn: All praises to the PlayStation.
Neville Flynn: Well, that's good news. Snakes on crack.
Ken: Who's your daddy now, bitch?
Neville Flynn: Turn this big motherfucker left, Troy!
Neville Flynn: Enough is enough! I have had it with these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday through Friday plane!
Man Bitten on Penis: Aw, fuck! Fucking bitch! Get off my dick! Aw, fuck! Fuck.
Troy: Fuck Randy! Fuck Randy and his high score. That's my own brother, and I say, "Fuck him!"
Neville Flynn: Everybody listen up! We have to put a barrier between us and the snakes!
Three G's: Hey, yo, stay black.
Big Leroy: Ow! Get this fucking snake off my ass!
Neville Flynn: Do as I say, and you live.
Extra: IT'S THE SNAKES!"
Big Leroy: My ass... my ass man.
Troy: Look at the Howard Hughes of rap.
Paul: Fucking dog, fucking coach, fucking Americans!
Mercedes Harbont: Don't worry, Mary Kate. His hair plugs can't hurt you.
Neville Flynn: Sit your ass down, Clarence.
Neville Flynn: Everybody listen! We have to put a barrier between us and the snakes!
Eddie Kim: You think I didn't exhaust every other option? HE SAW ME!
Daniel Hayes: Go, get outta here. Go!
Paul: Why exactly are there snakes on this plane?
Neville Flynn: What was the first thing I ever said to you?
Mercedes Harbont: My doctor says she's bipolar.
Neville Flynn: Well, that's good news. Snakes on crack.
Neville Flynn: Enough is enough! I have had it with these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday through Friday plane!
Troy: Look at the Howard Hughes of rap.
Neville Flynn: Enough is enough! I have had it with these mother-fucking snakes on this mother-fucking plane!
Mercedes Harbont: Don't worry, Mary Kate. His hair plugs can't hurt you.
Paul: You'd have done the exact same thing!
Neville Flynn: Enough is *enough*! Neville Flynn: I have *had* it with these motherfucking *snakes* on this motherfucking *plane*! Everybody strap in! Neville Flynn: I'm about to open some fuckin' windows.
Neville Flynn: You know all those goddamn security scenarios we ran? Well, I'm stuck in the middle of one we didn't think of. Hank Harris: What the hell you talking about? Neville Flynn: Eddie Kim somehow managed to fill the plane with poisonous snakes. Hank Harris: Wait, hold on. What kind of insane plan is that? He can't possibly guarantee that the snakes are gonna get to Sean. Neville Flynn: Yeah, well, he doesn't have to guarantee it if he brings down the whole plane down.
Mercedes Harbont: Why don't we just take a picture? Paul: Oh, sure, let's drop it off at Jiffy Photo when we land, Einstein. Mercedes Harbont: Ever heard of e-mail, dick-wad?
Troy: This is your new pilot Troy speaking, and sitting next to me is my main man, my brother from another mother, the biggest pimp that I know, Superfly Agent Flynn. Ladies and gentlemen, Agent Flynn. Emmett Bradley: Sir, have you got any experience piloting a jet aircraft? Troy: Oh, yeah. F-15's, F-16's, A-10 Warthogs, I've flown all that shit. Emmett Bradley: Then we're all thankful to have you, sir. What squadron were you with? Troy: The Awesome Fighting Aces. Troy: Man, I'm telling you, them video games got their shit locked down tight. Emmett Bradley: Sir, are you telling me that your only real flight time is at the controls of a video game? Troy: No, see, it's - it's not a video game, all right? It's a flight simulator. Neville Flynn: Is that PlayStation or Xbox? Troy: PlayStation 2. Man, it's got an introduction by Chuck Yeager and everything.
Claire Miller: You sure you can fly this thing with one hand? Rick: Honey, you'd be surprised at what a man can do with one hand.
Sean Jones: Never flown first class before. Neville Flynn: See, things are looking up already.
Sean Jones: Do you remember the first thing you ever told me? Neville Flynn: What the fuck's that got to do with anything? Sean Jones: What was the first thing you ever told me? Neville Flynn: Do as I say and you live. Sean Jones: Exactly. Now it's your turn. Do as I say, and you'll live.
Sean Jones: Flynn, it's too hot. Neville Flynn: I'm from Tennessee. I hadn't noticed.
Neville Flynn: I need you to stay up here. Sean Jones: Why? Neville Flynn: Because if you die, then all of this was for nothing.
Ken: All right, we have to - we have to suck out the poison. Troy: Man, I ain't sucking nothing. Ken: Ok, I'll do it. Big Leroy: What? Oh, there will be no sucking. Man, Troy, get this guy away from my ass!
Emmett Bradley: You try to land west to east you'll come in too fast to control. Troy: Well I suggest you speed up clearing the rest of the runways cause my ass is coming in for a landing!
Claire Miller: I'm sorry but first class is overbooked, but there is plenty of room to stretch out in coach which is only half-full.For the inconvenience we would like to offer you this travel voucher which is good on any date for any South Pacific Airlines flight. Paul: Hmm, and this travel voucher won't help get me to my meeting on time, will it? Claire Miller: Sir, I'm pretty sure that coach gets to Los Angeles about the same time that first class does. Paul: Funny. Does my Senior Reward membership come with your sarcasm, or should I speak with your supervisor... Claire? Claire Miller: This had better be a matter of national security, Mercedes Harbont: Did I just hear right that there's no first class? Claire Miller: Yes, only coach. Mercedes Harbont: Is it safe back there? Tiffany: Yes, yes, it is totally safe there.
Air Traffic Control: You try to land west to east, you'll come in too fast to control. Troy: Well I suggest you speed up clearing the rest of the runways, cause my ass is coming in for a landing!
Troy: Oh, this part ain't in the game! Neville Flynn: Is crashing part of the game, huh? Troy: I don't know, man! I used to just reset and start the level over!
Neville Flynn: Enough is *enough*! Neville Flynn: I have *had* it with these *monkey-fightin' snakes* on this *Monday-to-Friday plane*! Everybody strap in! Neville Flynn: I'm about to open some freakin' windows.
