Host-TV: Quite a story, yes? Any questions for Edward? Yeah, get way over. Stand right up. Audience Member #1: What's been the best part of your new life here in town? Edward: The friends I made. Host-TV: Any other questions? Audience Member #2: Have you ever thought of having corrective surgery or prosthetics? I know a doctor that might be able to help you. Edward: I'd like to meet him. Host-TV: We'll give that name after the show. Thank you very much. That's very nice. Anyone else? Yes, stand right up. Audience Member #3: But if you had regular hands you'd be like everyone else. Edward: Yes, I know. Host-TV: I think he'd like that. Audience Member #4: Then no one would think you're special. You wouldn't be on TV or anything. Peg Boggs: No matter what, Edward will always be special.
出自電影《剪刀手愛德華》 的經典對白。
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我愛你不是因為你是誰，而是我在你面前可以是誰。
I love you not for who you are,but for who I am with you.
The Inventor: Let us pretend that we are in the drawing room and the hostess is serving tea. Now many numerous little questions confront us. Should the man rise when he accepts his cup of tea? May lump sugar be taken with the fingers? No. Is it good form to accept a second cup? Should the napkin be entirely unfolded or should the centre crease be allowed to remain? It is so easy to commit embarrassing blunders, but etiquette tells us just what is expected of us and guards us from all humiliation and discomfort. Mm, yes. Boring. Let us switch to, uh... to some poetry, hm? "There was an old man from the Cape, who made himself garments of crepe. When asked: will they tear? He replied: Here and there, but they keep such a beautiful shape!" That's right. Go ahead, smile, it's funny. That's right.
Bill: Sweetheart, you can't buy the necessities of life with cookies.
Joyce: That was the single most thrilling experience of my entire life.
Peg Boggs: The light concealing cream goes on first. Then you blend, and blend, and blend. Blending is the secret.
Joyce: Lemonade?
George: Hi, George Monroe. Woah. That's a heck of a handshake you got there, Ed.
Officer Allen: Drop your weapons!
Jim: Forget about holding her hand, man. Think about the damage he could do to other places.
Jim: I'd give my left nut to see that again.
various characters: I know a doctor who might be able to help you.
The Inventor: Let us pretend that we are in the drawing room and the hostess is serving tea. Now many numerous little questions confront us. Should the man rise when he accepts his cup of tea? May lump sugar be taken with the fingers? No. Is it good form to accept a second cup? Should the napkin be entirely unfolded or should the centre crease be allowed to remain? It is so easy to commit embarrassing blunders, but etiquette tells us just what is expected of us and guards us from all humiliation and discomfort. Mm, yes. Boring. Let us switch to, uh... to some poetry, hm? "There was an old man from the Cape, who made himself garments of crepe. When asked: will they tear? He replied: Here and there, but they keep such a beautiful shape!" That's right. Go ahead, smile, it's funny. That's right.
Joyce: That was the single most thrilling experience of my entire life.
The Inventor: I know it is a little early for Christmas, Edward, but; I have a present for you.
Kevin: One chop to a guy's neck, and it's all over.
George: Hi, George Monroe. Woah. That's a heck of a handshake you got there, Ed.
Suzanne: I can't eat that, he used his hands. I think it's unsanitary.
Bill: Soup's on! Edward: I thought this was shish kabob.
Peg Boggs: My, those are your hands? Those are your hands! What happened to you? Where are your parents? Um... Your mother? Your father? Edward: He didn't wake up. Peg Boggs: Are you alone? Do you live up here all by yourself? What happened to your face? No, I won't hurt you. But at the very least, let me give you a good astringent. And this will help to prevent infection. What's your name? Edward: Edward. Peg Boggs: Edward... I think you should just come home with me.
Bill: So Edward, did you have a productive day? Edward: Mrs Monroe showed me where the salon's going to be. Edward: You could have a cosmetics counter. Peg Boggs: Oh, wouldn't that be great! Bill: Great. Edward: And then she showed me the back room where she took all of her clothes off.
Jim: Hey! Now you've done it! Kim: It was just a scratch Jim, really! Peg Boggs: What's going on? Jim: Call a doctor, he skewered Kim! Kim: He didn't skewer me! Jim: You can't touch anything without destroying it! Who the hell do you think you are hanging around here, huh? Get the hell outta here! Go you freak! Jim: He tried to hurt you. Kim: No he did not and you know it! Jim: Are you nuts? I just saw him! Kim: Jim, I don't love you anymore I just want you to go, ok? Just go! Jim: Are you serious? Losing me to a loser like that? He isn't even human! Kim: Just get out of here ok, just go! Kim: Dad, did you see where Edward went? Bill: No, he just waltzed down the street.
Edward: Kevin, you wanna play scissors, paper, stone again? Kevin: No! Edward: Why not? Kevin: 'Cause it's boring. I always win!
Host-TV: Quite a story, yes? Any questions for Edward? Yeah, get way over. Stand right up. Audience Member #1: What's been the best part of your new life here in town? Edward: The friends I made. Host-TV: Any other questions? Audience Member #2: Have you ever thought of having corrective surgery or prosthetics? I know a doctor that might be able to help you. Edward: I'd like to meet him. Host-TV: We'll give that name after the show. Thank you very much. That's very nice. Anyone else? Yes, stand right up. Audience Member #3: But if you had regular hands you'd be like everyone else. Edward: Yes, I know. Host-TV: I think he'd like that. Audience Member #4: Then no one would think you're special. You wouldn't be on TV or anything. Peg Boggs: No matter what, Edward will always be special.
Kim: She never saw him again. Not after that night. Granddaughter: How do you know? Kim: Because I was there. Granddaughter: You could've gone up there, you still could go. Kim: No, sweetheart. I'm an old woman now. I would rather have him remember me the way I was.
Bill: OK, everybody. Grab your plates. Soup's on. Edward: I thought this was shish-ka-bob. Bill: What? Edward: I thought this was shish-ka-bob. Bill: Yeah, it is shish-ka-bob. It's a figure of speech, Ed.
Kim: STOP IT! Or I'll kill you myself! Jim: Bullshit! Jim: Hey, I said stay away from her!
Peg Boggs: Well, of course, we'll still have our Christmas party. Why wouldn't we? Peg Boggs: Well, you may think that, but you're wrong.
Peg Boggs: Good morning Joyce. Avon calling. Joyce: Well Peg, have you gone blind? Can't you see there's a vehicle in my driveway?
Neighbors: Hi. Joyce: You all are hiding in there like a bunch of old hermit crabs.
