Ada Quonsett: When you get to be older, there isn't a lot left to be frightened of.
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Ada Quonsett: When you get to be older, there isn't a lot left to be frightened of.
Joe Patroni: They don't call them emergencies anymore. They call them Patronis.
Joe Patroni: I'll be back in time if I have to pull that plane out with my teeth!
Joe Patroni: Hold the whipped cream; I just had dessert.
Mel Bakersfeld: If you're wondering if we had another fight, the answer is no. Just a continuation of the same one.
Captain Anson Harris: Remind me to send a thank you note to Mr. Boeing.
Inez Guerrero: This time, do me one favor. If your boss says two and two is six, agree with him.
When will they learn? The *duty* would have been about *one-tenth* of what the *fine* is gonna be!
Joe Patroni: Hold on, we're goin' for broke!
Mel Bakersfeld: They're having a conference now to decide what to do. But I need somebody who knows. A genius. Like Patroni.
Joe Patroni: Aww, a tractor-trailer jack-knifed and flipped over. It's laying on its side like a drunken dinosaur.
Capt. Benson: If he tears this plane apart, I hope you've got eight million to pay for it.
Mel Bakersfeld: Joe, my neck's out about fourteen feet, sure it'll work?
Ada Quonsett: When you get to be older, there isn't a lot left to be frightened of.
Joe Patroni: They don't call them emergencies anymore. They call them Patronis.
Joe Patroni: I'll be back in time if I have to pull that plane out with my teeth!
Joe Patroni: Hold the whipped cream; I just had dessert.
Mel Bakersfeld: If you're wondering if we had another fight, the answer is no. Just a continuation of the same one.
Captain Anson Harris: Remind me to send a thank you note to Mr. Boeing.
Inez Guerrero: This time, do me one favor. If your boss says two and two is six, agree with him.
Joe Patroni: Hold on, we're goin' for broke!
Mel Bakersfeld: They're having a conference now to decide what to do. But I need somebody who knows. A genius. Like Patroni.
Joe Patroni: Aww, a tractor-trailer jack-knifed and flipped over. It's laying on its side like a drunken dinosaur.
Capt. Benson: If he tears this plane apart, I hope you've got eight million to pay for it.
Mel Bakersfeld: Joe, my neck's out about fourteen feet, sure it'll work?
Harry Standish: When will they learn? The *duty* would have been about *one-tenth* of what the *fine* is gonna be!
Mrs. Schultz: Captain, our son has a question. Schuyler, here's our captain. Schuyler Schultz: Before, Virgo and Leo were right there, sir. Now I'm beginning to see Ursa Minor and Cassiopeia. We MUST be turning around. Capt. Vernon Demerest: You have a young navigator here! Well, I'll tell ya, son... due to a setslow wind, Dystor's vectored us into a 360 turn for some slow traffic. Now, we'll maintain this board and hold until we receive a Forta Magnus clearance from MELNIX. Schuyler Schultz: Oh... yes... of course! Mr. Schultz: What did he mean by that, son? Schuyler Schultz: Never mind, father, I'll tell you later.
Mel Bakersfeld: Joe, this is Mel. There's no more time. Stop all engines and get out. Repeat. Stop all engines. Cockpit qualified young man: Mr. Patroni, she won't take much more. Joe Patroni: Well anyway, she's gonna get it. Mel Bakersfeld: Joe, the plows are moving. Shut down and hold on! Joe Patroni! Do you read me? Acknowledge! Mel Bakersfeld: Joe! Shut down! Cockpit qualified young man: Mr. Patroni? Don't you hear him? Shut down. Joe Patroni: I can't hear a thing. There's too much noise. Hold on. We're GOIN FOR BROKE! Cockpit qualified young man: The instruction book said that was impossible. Joe Patroni: That's one nice thing about the 707. It can do everything BUT read.
Tanya Livingston: Have you ever been a stowaway on any other airline? Ada Quonsett: Oh, yes. But I like Trans Global the best. Tanya Livingston: Well, it's nice to meet a satisfied customer.
Marcus Rathbone: What's more, the captain deliberately struck me across the face! Cy Jordan: Unless you shut up, the second officer's going to do exactly the same thing.
Father Steven Lonigan: Is there anything I can do? Cy Jordan: Yes, Father. I'm putting you in charge of prayer. Father Steven Lonigan: If that's an order, it's about thirty minutes too late, son.
Joe Patroni: You chickened out on me! I told you I wanted all the power you got! Capt. Benson: Full throttle and this plane would be standing on its nose. Joe Patroni: You might fly these things but I take them apart and put them back together again. If you had any guts we'd be on the runway by now. Capt. Benson: You felt it vibrating? Another 10 seconds and we'd have had structural damage. Joe Patroni: Who do ya think you're talking to, some kid that fixes bicycles? I know every inch of the 707! Take the wings off this and you could use it as a TANK! This plane is built to withstand anything... except a bad pilot. Capt. Benson: You might tell your mechanic that I've got three million miles in the air. Joe Patroni: And two and a half feet into the ground
Joe Patroni: The sudden decompression at 30, 000 feet is something you gotta see to believe. Tanya Livingston: He'll get sucked out, won't he? Joe Patroni: So will anyone sittin' next to him. Until that pressure equalizes, everything within 20 feet to him that's not nailed down or strapped in is gonna get sucked right out of that hole. Bert Weatherby: Is it that powerful, are you sure? Joe Patroni: Humph! Yeah, I'm sure. When I was a mechanic in the Air Force, I was being transferred on a MATS plane, At 20,000 feet, one of the windows shattered. The guy sitting next to it was about 170 pounds. He went through that little space like a hunk of hamburger going down a disposal, and right after him coats, pillows, blankets, cups, saucers. Yeah, I'm sure! Mel Bakersfeld: Takes about 3 seconds, doesn't it? Joe Patroni: 3, 4 or 5, depends on the size of the hole. Everything fogs up just like that. Joe Patroni: And THEN watch out! At that altitude, you can't breathe. So unless they get on oxygen in 45 seconds, it's good-bye!
Ada Quonsett: My late husband taught me to be thorough. He was a teacher of geometry. He always said: "You must consider every angle." Tanya Livingston: My late husband was a lawyer, and he always said: "Watch out for sweet-looking innocent, little old ladies." I'm beginning to understand what he meant.
Joe Patroni: Well, let's put it *this* way- You promised me a box of cigars if I pull this off, right? Mel Bakersfeld: Yeh-uh Joe Patroni: Well, whataya standin' *there* for? Go GET 'em!
Assistant: The instruction book said that was impossible! Joe Patroni: That's one nice thing about the 707. She can do everything but read.
Marie Patroni: Oh, Joe, do you have to go in tonight? Joe Patroni: It's getting that they don't call them emergencies any more, the call them "Patroni's."
Capt. Vernon Demerest: According to the manifest, there's three doctors on board. Captain Anson Harris: Let's hope they're not dentists.
Cindy Bakersfeld: And we don't have a home anymore. We have a waiting room. A place where I can walk the floor and wonder whether you're going to leave this damn airport long enough to drop by for a few minutes. Mel Bakersfeld: Why you have to pick tonight, to come out here and fight with me... Cindy Bakersfeld: I came out here to tell you that Roberta left home. Mel Bakersfeld: I suppose I'm like a lot of men. A bigamist. Married to both a woman and a job. Cindy Bakersfeld: And I can't be number 2 wife any longer.
