Nancy Kendricks: Mrs. Connelly, let me come right to the point. Alex and I are trying to have a baby. Mrs. Connelly: I saw. In the living room. Nancy Kendricks: Right. The thing is that when we do have our baby, we're gonna need the upstairs. Mrs. Connelly: I don't understand dear. Alex Rose: We're willing to pay you... something. Mrs. Connelly: You want me to leave? Alex Rose: Don't you think you'd be more comfortable with people who are more in your... demographic? Nancy Kendricks: In sunny Miami Beach! Mrs. Connelly: I'm Irish. I'd sizzle up like a sausage. Besides, this is my home. Alex Rose: Home? The Emerald Isle! Back to the old sod! Mrs. Connelly: Now there's a thought. I haven't been back home for fifty years.
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Mrs. Connelly: It went bang-bang-bangety-bang-bang-BANG-BANG!
Alex Rose: She's watching Riverdance. I didn't know people still watched Riverdance.
Mrs. Connelly: I don't drink meself, it's a sin.
Mrs. Connelly: It went bang-bang-bangety-bang-bang-BANG-BANG!
Mrs. Connelly: I knew they'd send a brute.
Alex Rose: She's watching Riverdance. I didn't know people still watched Riverdance.
Mrs. Connelly: I don't drink meself, it's a sin.
Mrs. Connelly: I couldn't help noticing that Alex left the house this morning while you stayed home. Nancy Kendricks: I was downsized from my job. Mrs. Connelly: Oh, I'm sorry, but I'm sure it's for the best. Let Mr. Rose get out there and bring home the bacon. I always thought it was strange your husband staying home while you were out there providing. Nancy Kendricks: Well, he's a writer. Mrs. Connelly: Writer? The man naps more than a newborn pup. What's he writing about? Sheep?
Mrs. Connelly: Mr. Rose, could you sprinkle some salt on the steps. They're terribly icy. Alex Rose: You better not go outside then.
Nancy Kendricks: Do you realize how much the duplex is going to be worth once we get both floors? Alex Rose: I know how much it costs. Nancy Kendricks: Well it's going to be worth a bazillion times that. Alex Rose: Really? A bazillion? That's an incredible return.
Nancy Kendricks: You don't have a disposal. Mrs. Connelly: I don't? Alex Rose: Whew, it's really clogged! Alex Rose: Whew, all right! Mrs. Connelly: Looks like you two got some kind of bug. Good thing Officer Dan took me to have a flu shot.
Nancy Kendricks: Mrs. Connelly, let me come right to the point. Alex and I are trying to have a baby. Mrs. Connelly: I saw. In the living room. Nancy Kendricks: Right. The thing is that when we do have our baby, we're gonna need the upstairs. Mrs. Connelly: I don't understand dear. Alex Rose: We're willing to pay you... something. Mrs. Connelly: You want me to leave? Alex Rose: Don't you think you'd be more comfortable with people who are more in your... demographic? Nancy Kendricks: In sunny Miami Beach! Mrs. Connelly: I'm Irish. I'd sizzle up like a sausage. Besides, this is my home. Alex Rose: Home? The Emerald Isle! Back to the old sod! Mrs. Connelly: Now there's a thought. I haven't been back home for fifty years.
Alex Rose: You threw her down the stairs? Nancy Kendricks: No, but I imagined it and I liked it. I'm evil. I'm a horrible, horrible person. Alex Rose: No, she's practically ruined our lives. It's perfectly natural to have thoughts like that. Nancy Kendricks: Really? Alex Rose: Yeah. I've even had a couple. Nancy Kendricks: Like what? Alex Rose: Just, you know, snapping her neck, electrocuting her, beating her to death, decapitating her, drowning her, bludgeoning her, in a humane way. Dicing her up into little pieces, but asphyxiating her first so she didn't feel anything. Nancy Kendricks: I'm glad you clarified that. You're evil too!
Nancy Kendricks: Okay, come on. We don't have that much time. Alex Rose: I know. She's running errands. That only gives us twelve hours.
Mrs. Connelly: 23... 24... 25... Alex Rose: 26... 27... 28... 29... 30! Mrs. Connelly: Oh! Blueberries! One... two... three... four...
