Adam: I'm warning you, if you take one step closer, I'm never letting you go.
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Adam: I'm warning you, if you take one step closer, I'm never letting you go.
Alvin: We don't get to pick who we fall in love with, and it doesn't happen like it should.
Eli: I can't focus on my porn with all this real sex going on around me!
Shira: We're sluts, Emma! We're dirty dirty sluts!
Eli: I'm not saying Alvin and I did mushrooms together, but I'm not prepared to say we didn't.
Patrice: It's like a crime scene in my pants.
Emma: Adam, you're wonderful. If you're lucky you're never gonna see me again.
Emma: I think monogamy goes against our basic biology.
Lucy: Fuck you, Chuck! You're very talented but fuck you!
Adam: You eat like a baby dinosaur; you don't even chew.
Emma: People aren't meant to be together forever.
Emma: I'm going to start peeing with the door open, it's going to get weird.
Emma: You look like a pumpkin, bitch!
Emma: I'm Emma Kurtzman. You tried to finger me!
Eli: Who do you think you are, the old guy from "Up"?
Emma: Wow... it looks like it's coming right at me.
Patrice: Don't worry, we're all doctors here, so we've seen plenty of penises.
Emma: I'll be gone for like, an hour... I'm just getting some... Yogurt.
Lucy: That was such a fail on my part.
Lucy: Chuck! If I catch you taking pictures of your dick one more time I'm taking that thing away.
Eli: I'd have sex with a pioneer, for sure.
Emma: You want to go with me to this stupid thing?
Shira: I just pulled a penis out of a Vitamin Water yesterday, so we are cool with penises here.
Sam: I'm the guy she marries, Adam. You're the guy she fucked a couple of times in the handicapped bathroom.
Adam: I'm warning you, if you take one step closer, I'm never letting you go.
Alvin: We don't get to pick who we fall in love with, and it doesn't happen like it should.
Eli: I can't focus on my porn with all this real sex going on around me!
Shira: We're sluts, Emma! We're dirty dirty sluts!
Eli: I'm not saying Alvin and I did mushrooms together, but I'm not prepared to say we didn't.
Guy: Yup, I'm definitely gay.
Patrice: It's like a crime scene in my pants.
Emma: Adam, you're wonderful. If you're lucky you're never gonna see me again.
Emma: I think monogamy goes against our basic biology.
Lucy: Fuck you, Chuck! You're very talented but fuck you!
Adam: You eat like a baby dinosaur; you don't even chew.
Emma: People aren't meant to be together forever.
Emma: I'm going to start peeing with the door open, it's going to get weird.
Emma: You look like a pumpkin, bitch!
Eli: I can't focus on my porn with all this real sex going on around me!
Emma: I'm Emma Kurtzman. You tried to finger me!
Emma: Adam! Adam: What? Emma: We fell asleep and we were spooning. Adam: We were? Emma: Yeah. And we were spooning with our clothes on which is like 10 times worse.
Emma: Ring ring! It's the pumpkin patch. They want their pumpkins back! Lisa: We're not pumpkins! Joy: We're ladies! Emma: But you're so orange! Emma: Hey! Someone call Charlie Brown! We found the Great Pumpkin!
Adam: So, what's up with not calling me back? Emma: I'm not good at this stuff. Adam: At what? Talking? Emma: Yeah, talking. Communicating. Relationship stuff. If we were in a relationship I would become a weird scary version of myself. My throat starts constricting. The walls start throbbing. It's like a peanut allergy, like an emotional peanut allergy. Adam: Well, I can't date you either. You're not my dad's type.
Emma: Congrats? For what, having sex with you? Adam: You did a good job, so... I thought you deserved a balloon.
Alvin: When you're married and you do blow, try to stay away from women who want to fuck you. Even ugly women. Blow is blind, Adam. Blow is blind. Adam: You're an asshole. Alvin: But you're not. You got a good heart, Adam. Try to keep it.
Eli: You know what the best part about my gay dads is? Adam: What? Eli: They're never gonna eat out my ex-girlfriends. Wallace: You and your dad are tunnel buddies, huh?
Emma: Wow... It's like it's coming right at me. Adam: I'm cumming... Uh! Fuck! Emma: Did you just cum at me? Adam: I thought you just said it. Emma: Hmm... These glasses must be really good then.
Lucy: Fuck you, Chuck! You're very talented, but fuck you!
