Major Chip Hazard: I love the smell of polyurethane in the morning.
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Major Chip Hazard: I love the smell of polyurethane in the morning.
Major Chip Hazard: A mind is a terrible thing to waste.
Major Chip Hazard: Are you scared? We're all scared. You'd have to be crazy not to be scared.
Major Chip Hazard: You've got a lot of guts. Let's see what they look like.
Chip Hazard: We are the Commando Elite. Everything else is just a toy!
Archer: Just because you can't see something doesn't mean it isn't there.
Chip Hazard: Nick Nitro's battery has run out, but his memory lives on.
Phil Fimple: I think World War II was my favorite war.
Gwendy Doll: Watch out! She's got a baton! It's a Bataan death march!
Gwendy Doll: All my makeup is cruelty free!
Gwendy Doll: If you can't accessorize, pulverize!
Major Chip Hazard: We're not toys, we're action figures!
Gwendy Doll: I think I over-plucked my eyebrows!
Chip Hazard: His battery has run out but his memory will keep going, and going, and going.
Major Chip Hazard: Damn the torpedoes, or give me death.
Major Chip Hazard: If it lacerates or detonates, I want it mobile and I want it lethal.
Major Chip Hazard: An officer and a gentleman does not strike a lady!
Gwendy Doll: Let's see if her head pops off!
Stuart Abernathy: I'm gonna find a way to stop these guys before my wife gets tennis elbow.
Chip Hazard: We have met the enemy, and he is you.
Gil Mars: What are you worried about? They're only toys...
Gwendy Doll: You've been a bad boy, and now... you must be punished!
Major Chip Hazard: I love the smell of polyurethane in the morning.
Major Chip Hazard: Are you scared? We're all scared. You'd have to be crazy not to be scared.
Major Chip Hazard: A mind is a terrible thing to waste.
Chip Hazard: We are the Commando Elite. Everything else is just a toy!
Archer: Just because you can't see something doesn't mean it isn't there.
Major Chip Hazard: You've got a lot of guts. Let's see what they look like.
Phil Fimple: I think World War II was my favorite war.
Chip Hazard: Nick Nitro's battery has run out, but his memory lives on.
Chip Hazard: His battery has run out but his memory will keep going, and going, and going.
Gwendy Doll: Watch out! She's got a baton! It's a Bataan death march!
Chip Hazard: We have met the enemy, and he is you.
Gwendy Doll: All my makeup is cruelty free!
Gwendy Doll: If you can't accessorize, pulverize!
Major Chip Hazard: We're not toys, we're action figures!
Gwendy Doll: I think I over-plucked my eyebrows!
Major Chip Hazard: Damn the torpedoes, or give me death.
Major Chip Hazard: If it lacerates or detonates, I want it mobile and I want it lethal.
Major Chip Hazard: An officer and a gentleman does not strike a lady!
Gwendy Doll: Let's see if her head pops off!
Stuart Abernathy: I'm gonna find a way to stop these guys before my wife gets tennis elbow.
Gil Mars: What are you worried about? They're only toys...
Gwendy Doll: You've been a bad boy, and now... you must be punished!
Irwin Wayfair: We can't have toys out on the market that may be dangerous. Larry Benson: How can they be dangerous? Everything on them is standard. The design is standard, the materials are standard... The mechanicals are standard. Even the... Oh. Irwin Wayfair: What's "Oh"? Larry Benson: What? Irwin Wayfair: You just said "Oh." Larry Benson: No, l said "Oh." Irwin Wayfair: "Oh" like "Something interesting" or "We're screwed"? Larry Benson: No. l mean, hey, whoa, oh... Forget the "Oh". l'll go to legal to start on the countersuit. Irwin Wayfair: The chips! That's the "Oh."! These microprocessing chips. What do they do and where did you get them from? Larry Benson: They microprocess. And they come from the land of l Saved Your Job. Irwin Wayfair: They were designed for the Defense Department. You put munitions chips in toys?
Christy Fimple: Sixteen? Where'd they get sixteen from? Irwin Wayfair: Seven Gorgonites and nine people
Archer: Alan, friend of Archer, defender of all Gorgonites, Keeper of Encarta... Alan: "Keeper of Encarta"? You were using my computer? If I find a virus in there you're headed for the microwave!
Joe: So what's the seminar your dad's goin' to? Alan: "How to Make a Success of Your Small Buisness." My suggestion was torch the place. Joe: Not a good idea. Arson forensics nowadays is very sophisticated.
Christy Fimple: Any sign of the Gorgonites? Alan: No, none of them. Phil Fimple: Come on Christy! Christy Fimple: I gotta go. Gil Mars: Too bad, would've made a hell of a commercial.
Larry Benson: Great! All we need now is a nuclear warhead. Irwin Wayfair: l doubt l'll have one in the junk drawer. Phil Fimple: Nuclear warhead? What are you talking about? Larry Benson: The chips aren't shielded against an EMP. A nuclear blast would wipe them out. Irwin Wayfair: That's why the military never used them. Stuart Abernathy: What kind of moron would put military technology in toys? Irwin Wayfair: Well that would be Gizmo over here.
Punch-It: We shouldn't fight, we should hide. Archer: If we hide, we will still lose. No more hiding.
Alan: What are you looking for? Freakenstein: Gorgon. Alan: Well, this is a Central Park. Freakenstein: The Isle of Gorgon is our homeland. Punch-It: Will you help us find it? Alan: I don't think you're gonna find it in here. Archer: Alan, if Gorgon is not in that window, is it in this one?
Major Chip Hazard: Commandos! Ten-hut! Major Chip Hazard: Commando Elite, fall in! Major Chip Hazard: Sound off, soldiers! Butch Meathook: Butch Meathook, sniper. Lethal from any distance, sir. Major Chip Hazard: Good to have you aboard. Nick Nitro: Nick Nitro. Demolition is MY mission. Major Chip Hazard: Served with your father. He's a good man. Brick Bazooka: Brick Bazooka, artillery. Ready to go full bore, sir. Major Chip Hazard: Save it for the enemy. Link Static: Link Static, communications. Awaiting dispatch of orders, sir. Major Chip Hazard: Double up on your rations, Sparky. Kip Killagin: Kip Killagin, covert insurgent. Sharp as a razor, sir. Major Chip Hazard: Let me see that weapon. Major Chip Hazard: Standard issue is insufficient. Major Chip Hazard: All right, ladies. Now listen, and listen good. Our mission: Destroy the gorgonite enemy. Defeat him. Butch Meathook, Nick Nitro, Brick Bazooka, Link Static, Kip Killagin: Yes, sir! Major Chip Hazard: There will be no mercy. Major Chip Hazard: First, the area. Secure new arms! Commandos, MOVE OUT!
Irwin Wayfair: He's here! He's early! He's not supposed to be here now. He said... okay, here's the copy of... check. Larry Benson: Pretty exciting, huh? Irwin Wayfair: I don't know. I think it's kinda sad, I mean you know Heartland Toys has a long tradition of bringing joy to kids, ya know? Gil Mars isn't going to care about any of that. He's just gonna care about profits. I think it sucks. Larry Benson: Welcome to Earth, Irwin. You may not be familiar with our company, but this is pretty much the way things work down here in the real world. Irwin Wayfair: Yeah, well the real world sucks.
Archer: Gorgonites, we must help Alan. Freakenstein: But if we fight, we would lose. Freakenstein: Last time we fought, I woke up with AM/FM. Insaniac: I tell you, war is nuts, and I know what I'm talking about. Punch-It: We shouldn't fight, we should hide.
