Janice: So I told him "Listen, buddy, I don't take my clothes off for anybody, even if it IS artistic".
出自電影《木偶出征百老匯》 的經典對白。
更多木偶出征百老匯的經典對白
Janice: So I told him "Listen, buddy, I don't take my clothes off for anybody, even if it IS artistic".
Kermit the Frog: I'm staying! You hear that, New York? THE FROG IS STAYING!
Gonzo: Maybe we should add more special effects like exploding socks.
Kermit's Doctor: No doubt about it; you've got amnesia.
Dog in kennel: Does Snookums Wookums want a boney woney?
Bill the Frog: How about this? Ocean Breeze Soap: It's just like taking an ocean cruise, only there's no boat and you don't actually go anywhere.
Rowlf: It's amazing. You speak Chinese like a native.
Bernard Crawford: Just because the whole thing is crazy doesn't mean it won't make it on Broadway!
Fozzie Bear: Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know this cave was co-ed.
Janice: I'll trade with anyone who has a Jacuzzi.
Yolanda - Rat: Hey Pete, here ya go. Two zeros on a trampoline with a side of Joan of Arc.
Kermit the Frog: We were hugging because that's what friends do! Friends do not spy!
Audience Member: That doesn't sound like the "William Tell Overture" to me...
Jim the Dog: Snookie-wookums want his little boney-woney?
Kermit the Frog: Well, what are we waiting for? Let's go to Broadway!
Dr. Teeth: You can't take no for an answer, You can't take no for an answer, You can't take no for an answer, No, no, no...
Rizzo the Rat: That does it! Another rat crack, right? Well, I got feelings too.
Pete: Is cow juice and patty for lady.
Kermit the Frog: Hi ya, sweetheart. I just flew in from the Coast. Hey, I love your hair! Don't ever touch it.
Pete: A customer complained. They no like rats for waiters. But is okay. I make them cook.
Kermit the Frog: I feel like I'm being a phony and I can't take it anymore. I don't know what to do next.
Baby Piggy: Gonna be a movie star, And I'm gonna learn To drive a car, Gonna be a veterinarian too, And I'm gonna always love you...
Baby Piggy: I'll be the cutest model you ever saw, Then I think I'll study criminal law...
Miss Piggy: Excuse me. *I* will get it. After all, moi am a waitress. Hmm.
Bernard Crawford: Tell me, Mr. Author, what is this musical? All dancing, all croaking?
Bernard Crawford: Just because this whole thing is ridiculous doesn't mean that it might not make it on Broadway.
Bernard Crawford: Hold it. Hold it. I'm allergic to amphibians singing.
Kermit the Frog: Somebody get an organ to play...
Gil the Frog: We can always use a frog with horse sense.
Janice: So I told him "Listen, buddy, I don't take my clothes off for anybody, even if it IS artistic".
Gonzo: Maybe we should add more special effects like exploding socks.
Jim the Dog: Snookie-wookums want his little boney-woney?
Bernard Crawford: Just because the whole thing is crazy doesn't mean it won't make it on Broadway!
Fozzie Bear: Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know this cave was co-ed.
Janice: I'll trade with anyone who has a Jacuzzi.
Fozzie Bear: K-k-kermit...
Dog in kennel: Hey, Squishy Bottom!
Dog in kennel: Little Binky Booter!
Kermit the Frog: We were hugging because that's what friends do! Friends do not spy!
Audience Member: That doesn't sound like the "William Tell Overture" to me...
Yolanda - Rat: Hey Pete, here ya go. Two zeros on a trampoline with a side of Joan of Arc.
Rizzo the Rat: What's this supposed to be? Pete: Is grits! Grits! Hominy grits! Rizzo the Rat: How should I know how many? Count 'em yourself.
Ronnie Crawford: Dad! Dad! I've got great news! Bernard Crawford: If you two are in love, I don't wanna hear about it.
Rizzo the Rat: Ok, what'll ya have? Floyd: The number for The Board Of Health!
Roller Skater: Could I have my skates back, please? Kermit the Frog: Hey, hey just a second. How did you know about that "toupe"? Miss Piggy: None of your beeswax! Kermit the Frog: Hey, have you been spying on me? Roller Skater: I'll unlace them, while you fight. It's no trouble. Kermit the Frog: Piggy! Have you been spying on me? Miss Piggy: Maybe spying on vous and that certain young girl of the opposite gender. Roller Skater: You two-timing her? Kermit the Frog: No, that's just Jenny. She's a friend. She's a friend, and she's been trying to help me sell the show. Miss Piggy: Ha! Roller Skater: He's gotta sell the show. Roller Skater: What show? Miss Piggy: Well if she is just a friend then what about the... the huggies? Kermit the Frog: What? Roller Skater: The huggies? You gave Jenny the huggies? Miss Piggy: You know maybe, maybe Kermit, maybe it would have been better if we had never have met. Then, then you and Jenny would not be tormented by my presence. Kermit the Frog: Oh gee. Roller Skater: See what the huggies'll getcha?
Miss Piggy: Gonzo, is Camilla all right? Gonzo: Yeah, but I think we're engaged!
Kermit the Frog: Piggy, I thought Gonzo was gonna play the minister. Miss Piggy: The Minister: Do you, Piggy, take this frog to be your lawful wedded husband? Do you? Miss Piggy: I do. The Minister: Do you, Froggie, take this pig to be your lawful wedded wife until you die? Kermit the Frog: Well... I... The Minister: Do you? Kermit the Frog: Well... I do. The Minister: Then because you share a love so big, I now pronounce you Frog and Pig.
Brooke Shields: Is something wrong? Masterson Rat: Do you believe in interspecies dating? Brooke Shields: Well, I've dated some rats before, if that's what you mean.
Gonzo: Mr. Mayor! Mr. Mayor! Emergency! I'm looking for a frog who can sing and dance! The Honorable Edward I. Koch: If he can also balance the budget, I'll hire him!
Statler: Well, Waldorf, they finally made it to Broadway. Waldorf: Yes, and I already bought tickets. Statler: Are they good seats? Waldorf: Sure are. They're on the next train out of town.
Kermit the Frog: May I see a menu, please? Pete: Is special today: Yankee bean soup... with spoon.
Ronnie Crawford: But, Pop, I told you - I want to do something different! Bernard Crawford: So put some Jell-O down your pants.
Baby Kermit: She's gonna be a movie star. And she's gonna learn to drive a car; she's gonna be a vet'rinarian, too. Miss Piggy: And I'm gonna always love you-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh! Fozzie Bear: Well, she's gonna be a singer, whoa-whoa-whoa! Scooter: And she's gonna learn to fly a plane! Rowlf: She'll be a doctor of diseases and help you with your sneezes... Gonzo: ...and practice neurosurgery on your brain!
Mr. Skeffington: Now, while Daddy is gone, little lumpy-dum-dums won't have his Daddy to give him washy-scrubby. Rowlf: Very impressive. You speak Chinese like a native.
Miss Piggy: I spied because I care! Kermit the Frog: Well I care, too! Miss Piggy: Well, *why* don't you say so? Kermit the Frog: I JUST DID! Miss Piggy: ALL RIGHT! Roller Skater: Keep the skates. Keep the skates. I don't use 'em, anyway; I just like to run around in shorts.
Bernard Crawford: Who's gonna be starring in this masterpiece? Kermit the Frog: Well, it's just me and my friends. You know, they're all dogs and bears and chickens and stuff. Ronnie Crawford: I told you, I wanna do something different. Bernard Crawford: So put some Jell-O down your pants.
Kermit the Frog: Gonzo, are you alright? Gonzo: I just saw my life flash before my nose!
Rizzo the Rat: Gangway! Coming through! Hey, watch it, will ya? Fozzie Bear: Hey, that waiter's a rat! Floyd: I'm glad we got no money, now I got no appetite.
Gonzo: Maybe we could sell the show if you wrote in more special effects like exploding socks. Janice: Oh, Gonzo, like that's a really lame idea. Gonzo: Oh, yeah? Floyd: Hey man, stop yelling at her. Fozzie: He wasn't yelling. Gonzo: Yes, I was. Scooter: Oh, Gonzo, don't make trouble.
Jenny: She must be really talented. Kermit the Frog: Well, I think you're talented too. Jenny: You mean it? Kermit the Frog: Of course. I know you're gonna be a famous fashion designer someday. Jenny: Oh, Kermit, thank you for saying that.
Rizzo the Rat: Ok, what'll ya have? Floyd: The number for the Board of Health.
Yolanda the Rat: Hey Pete, here ya go. Two zeros on a trampoline with a side of Joan of Arc.
