Mark: She made Forrest Gump look like a candidate for Mensa.
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Mark: She made Forrest Gump look like a candidate for Mensa.
Robert: Joy unto you, peace and serenity, you are not of the body, would you calm the fuck down already?
Robert: Is that Mac lipstick that you're wearing?
Eric: Robert. Dude. Great party but... where are all your friends of color?
Mark: Let it go. Separate the art from the artist. This is L.A. Nobody's ever who they appear to be.
Mark: She made Forrest Gump look like a candidate for Mensa.
Robert: Joy unto you, peace and serenity, you are not of the body, would you calm the fuck down already?
Robert: Is that Mac lipstick that you're wearing?
Eric: Robert. Dude. Great party but... where are all your friends of color?
Mark: Let it go. Separate the art from the artist. This is L.A. Nobody's ever who they appear to be.
Young Mark: So you're saying I should engage my advanced-for-a-twelve-year-old intellect and use logic? Imaginary William Shatner: Logic is the other guy's schtick, but yes.
Claire: When are you going to start living in the present instead of the 24th century? Robert: I would never live in the 24th century! I fucking HATE "The Next Generation". Only classic!
Robert: Mr. Shatner, I just wanted to say that you are the greatest American actor, ever! Bill: I'm a Canadian. Robert: Then you're the greatest Canadian actor... ever! Bill: There aren't that many of them.
Imaginary William Shatner: I think I ought to tell you that that, uh, Aryan youth is gonna kick you into oblivion. Young Robert: But what about in "Arena" when Kirk fought the Gorn? That giant lizard monster was three times as big as him! Imaginary William Shatner: My boy, that was a TV show. I used a stunt double. I always use a stunt double. Except in love scenes. I insist on doing those myself. Young Robert: Well, what would you do to avoid a fight? Imaginary William Shatner: I wouldn't dress like a geek. Gold is not your color. Think earth tones.
Claire: Where are you going? Robert: Looks like I'm going nowhere. Claire: Don't you fucking quote Star Wars at me!
Mark: A musical Julius Ceasar is quite possibly the worst idea I've heard since New Coke. Robert: Jesus Christ, no kidding. My girlfriend bails on me and then I find out that the man I've idolized since I was two turns out to be a raving loon! I can't believe my life. Mark: I usually can't believe your life either. But Shatner's dementia is no reason to give up the gospel of the original series! Robert: Ok the man that we just met is not the man who invented the Corbomite Manuever, or the man who almost died defeating the Doomsday Machine. Mark: Let it go. Separate the art from the artist. This is L.A., nobody's ever who they appear to be. Other than John Tesh, who's probably exactly who he appears to be. Robert: No, no no, I'm sorry. Shatner is, was and ever shall be Kirk to me. I need my hero. Mark: What you need is a bank account.
Robert: I don't believe it. It's Bill. Mark: Okay, just be cool, don't stare, you'll go blind. Robert: And he's perusing porno. All right! I gotta go over there and talk to him, man! Mark: A... wha... wha... no. All over the world, from as far off as the Caspian sea, people have been running up to Bill and acting like idiots. Why must you be one of them? Robert: Because NOW it's MY turn! I mean, don't you want to go over there and talk to him and see what he's like? I mean William Shatner made us who we are today! Mark: Do you want to insult the man? Respect his space. Robert: I do respect his space: it's the final frontier... Mark: Just... just be dignified. You know, don't do anything stupid.
Robert: I *hate* the fact that women do not give a shit how anything looks or sounds, as long as they can sing along with the lyrics. Leila: Robert: All right, I'm sorry - I get a little carried away sometimes. But you know what, I can say the exact same thing about women and their obsession with their shoes. Leila: That's a sexist comment. Robert: Is it? Leila: Yeah. Robert: How many pairs of shoes do you have in your closet? Leila: I don't know. Maybe, um... Robert: I'm sorry, I didn't hear that. What was that? Leila: Fifty-three. Robert: FIFTY-TH - and you're calling *me* crazy? Leila: I don't know! Fifty-two, maybe? I'm, I'm not sure. Robert: Whatever, Imelda! That's totally obscene! I've got two pairs of sneakers, a pair of Docs, and a pair of boots, that's it! Leila: I don't expect you to understand. Robert: Of course not, because it's totally ridiculous. Leila: You can wear shoes; they're practical. Robert: Oh yeah, but can you wear 53 pairs? It's like women with a $30,000 engagement ring. Leila: What's wrong with that? Robert: Oh, come on. You know if it doesn't have airlock brakes and a passenger side airbag, it's *not* worth thirty K.
Mark's Mom: Mark, Mark, what are you doing here? I thought you were supposed to go to that movie - that "Star Track" movie. Young Mark: Oh, Mom, how many times do I have to tell you? "Track" is what a train goes on, okay? "Trek" is what the Enterprise goes on, okay? Mark's Mom: Yeah, and they say the pain of childbirth ends with labor.
Dan: I was going to write my phone number on the check. Mark: That's romantic. Why not just leave an engagement ring with the valet while you're at it?
