Debbie: You think because you don't yell, you're not mean. This is mean.
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Pete: Marriage is like a tense, unfunny version of Everybody Loves Raymond, only it doesn't last 22 minutes. It lasts forever.
Ben's Dad: Life doesn't care about your vision. You just gotta roll with it.
Dr. Pellagrino: Wow, you do look like your sister!
Debbie: You think because you don't yell, you're not mean. This is mean.
Female Doctor: Oops. That's not your vagina. That's your asshole.
Jonah: I won't say it but it rhymes with shmashmortion.
Ben's Dad: If it grows from the ground, it's probably okay.
Pete: You look like a cholo dressed up for Easter.
Fantasy Baseball Guy #1: Hey, don't let the door hit you in the vagina on the way out!
Debbie: Are you the lady who doesn't realize she's pregnant until she's sitting on the toilet and the kid pops out?
Ben Stone: Your face looks like Robin Williams' knuckles.
Pete: Where we're going we don't need roads.
Jason: Well, I'm gonna go make a protein shake.
Ben Stone: Now that's how you get pink eye.
Ben Stone: You're going to be embarrassed when you realize I'm Wilmer Valderama.
Martin: Thanks for the free money, Bitch.
Jodi: You wanna trade boyfriends? Ha. Just kidding. Kind of.
Pete: You look like Babe Ruth's gay brother... Gabe Ruth.
Ben Stone: You know how they say to never drink and drive? Well, never drink and bone.
Ben Stone: You think I'm an inventor? "He created a dick-skin condom, He hollowed out a penis and put it on", what the fuck?
Debbie: He spelled "coming" wrong. Oh, it's "cummi-"... oh, that's gross!
Jay: Because your face looks like a vagina.
Debbie: She is such a prissy little high school cu... cunt!
Jonah: Tell him not to jerk off with a noose around his neck - it's dangerous.
Ben Stone: If any of us get laid tonight, it's because of Eric Bana in "Munich."
Ben Stone: Oh yeah... It's a girl. Buy some pink shit!
Brent: You sound like Jabba the Hut dying.
Jonah: She like-a the way your dick taste.
Jason: Granted, gynecology is only a hobby of mine, but it sounds to me like she's crowning.
Jill: This is Hollywood. We don't like liars.
Ben Stone: Isn't weird how chairs exist even when you're not sitting on them?
James Franco: If this is one of those fucking joke shows, then I'm not into it.
Debbie: You criticize them so much, they get down on themselves, and then they're forced to change!
Jay: That's the fun; you're supposed to be tempted into shaving.
Pete: Isn't it weird, though, when you have a kid and all your dreams and hopes just go right out the window?
Ben Stone: That's because Steely Dan Gargles my balls.
Debbie: He spelled "coming" wrong. Oh that's "cu... Oh that's gross!
Jay: I got to get off! I got to get off! Got to get off! Got to get off!
Pete: Marriage is like a tense, unfunny version of Everybody Loves Raymond, only it doesn't last 22 minutes. It lasts forever.
Ben's Dad: Life doesn't care about your vision. You just gotta roll with it.
Dr. Pellagrino: Wow, you do look like your sister!
Ben's Dad: If it grows from the ground, it's probably okay.
Debbie: You think because you don't yell, you're not mean. This is mean.
Female Doctor: Oops. That's not your vagina. That's your asshole.
Jonah: I won't say it but it rhymes with shmashmortion.
Pete: You look like a cholo dressed up for Easter.
Fantasy Baseball Guy #1: Hey, don't let the door hit you in the vagina on the way out!
Pete: Where we're going we don't need roads.
Debbie: Are you the lady who doesn't realize she's pregnant until she's sitting on the toilet and the kid pops out?
Ben Stone: Your face looks like Robin Williams' knuckles.
Jason: Well, I'm gonna go make a protein shake.
Ben Stone: Now that's how you get pink eye.
Dr. Pellagrino: Wow, you do look like your sister!
Female Doctor: Oops. That's not your vagina. That's your asshole.
Pete: Where we're going we don't need roads.
Debbie: Are you the lady who doesn't realize she's pregnant until she's sitting on the toilet and the kid pops out?
Ben Stone: Do you want to do it doggie style? Alison Scott: You're not going to fuck me like a dog. Ben Stone: It's doggie style. It's just the style. We don't have to go outside or anything.
Pete: Never do what they did. Charlotte: I'm gonna do it... Pete: You are? Uh oh, someone's getting homeschooled.
Ben Stone: and then your Mommy said, "Just do it already!" which was very confusing to Daddy, so I took the most literal translation. Ben Stone: But between you and me, it was the smartest thing I ever did, 'cause now you're here.
Ben's Dad: I love you. You're the best thing that ever happened to me. Ben Stone: I'm the best thing that's ever happened to you? Ben's Dad: Yes. Ben Stone: Now I'm starting to feel a little sorry for YOU...
Debbie: I gotta go, Sadie might have the chicken pox. Jason: I had the chicken pox THREE times. I have no immunity to it. Ben Stone: We don't have the heart to tell him it's herpes. Jason: It's not herpes if it's everywhere.
Jonah: We got pinkeye. Ben Stone: Were you giving butterfly kisses or something? Jason: Ha ha ha, very funny That's not how you get pinkeye. You get it from poo particles making their way into your ocular cavities. Jay: Um, I farted on Jason's pillow as a practical joke. He farted on Jonah's, thinking it was mine, and then eventually pinkeyed my pillow. I'm not proud any of this, but I think we're all forgiven each other. Um, but we can't go anywhere. Pete: You can get pinkeye from farting in a pillow? Jonah: Totally! Pete: That's awesome! Jonah: Jesus, Martin got it bad. What, did someone take a dump on your eye? Martin: No. No pinkeye for me. I'm just really... high.
Jack: We decided that, we want you to be on camera. Alison Scott: Oh my god, really? Jill: I know, I was so surprised too.
Martin: Whatever. I'm glad I'm not a Jew. Ben Stone: So are we... Ben Stone: You weren't chosen for a reason.
Alison Scott: Why don't you go fuck your fucking bong you fuck! Ben Stone: I will! I'll do it doggy style, too! For once!
Alison Scott: I love your curly hair! It's great... do you use product or anything? Ben Stone: No... I use, uh, jew it's called.
Pete: Marriage is like that show Everybody Loves Raymond, but its not funny. All the problems are the same, but Pete: you know instead of all the funny, pithy dialogue, everybody is really pissed off and tense.
Debbie: God, you're an asshole. Pete: Don't do this in front of Ben. Debbie: I don't give a shit about Ben. Pete: Sorry, Ben. Ben Stone: It's okay, I didn't think she did anyway.
Alison Scott: I hope your apartment's big enough for the three of us. Ben Stone: Oh it definitely is. That's why I got one in East LA. The rent, it's HUGE. The only thing is we have to decide if we're gonna be Crips or Bloods before we get there. Alison Scott: Well, I look good in red. Ben Stone: I look good in blue... The fighting continues.
Ben Stone: You screwed me, dad. You said everything was going to be fine and nothing is fine. Nothing is fine. Ben's Dad: Ben, I've been divorced three times. Why would you listen to me?
Alison Scott: What do you think? He's funny, right? Ben Stone: Fetch! Debbie: He's playing fetch... with my kids... he's treating my kids like they're dogs.
Jay: I'm going to be there to rear your child. Jason: You hear that, Ben? Don't let him near the kid, he wants to rear your child!
Martin: Thanks for the free money, Bitch.
