Cravely: You tell me to go fuck myself and I'm supposed to apologize. You break my window, I'm supposed to apologize? Gust Avrakotos: The Helsinki job was mine! Cravely: The Helsinki job was not yours. If it was yours, you'd be in Helsinki. Gust Avrakotos: Alan Wolfe stood in this office... Cravely: Alan Wolfe is no longer the director... Gust Avrakotos: It was on the books. Cravely: Alan Wolfe is no longer the director of European Operations. He does not make those appointments. I do. Gust Avrakotos: Promises were made! Cravely: Not by me. Gust Avrakotos: I've been with the company for 24 years! I was posted in Greece for 15! Papandreou wins that election if I don't help the Junta take him prisoner! I've advised and armed the Hellenic Army! I've neutralized champions of Communism! I've spent the past 3 years learning Finnish which should come in handy here in Virginia! And I'm never ever sick at sea! So I wanna know why I'm not gonna be your Helsinki Station Chief. Cravely: You're coarse. Gust Avrakotos: Excuse me? Cravely: For Helsinki I need someone with diplomatic skills. You don't have them. Gust Avrakotos: Is that right? Cravely: That is right. And I don't know why the hell I didn't fire you when you broke my fucking window!
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Charlie Wilson: These things happened. They were glorious and they changed the world... and then we fucked up the endgame.
Gust Avrakotos: Yeah, well I'd like to take a moment to review the several ways in which you're a douche bag?
Charlie's Angel #4: The Congressman has never been to rehab. They don't serve whisky at rehab.
CIA Award Presenter: The defeat and break up of the Soviet empire, culminating in the crumbing of the Berlin wall, is one of the great events of world history. There were many heroes in this battle but to Charlie Wilson must go this special recognition. Just thirteen years ago the Soviet army appeared to be invincible. But Charlie, undeterred, engineered a lethal body blow that weakened the communist empire. Without Charlie, history would be hugely and sadly different. And so for the first time a civilian is being given our highest recognition: that of honored colleague. Ladies and gentlemen of the clandestine services, congressman Charles Wilson.
Gust Avrakotos: There's this story of the Old Zen Master...
Mike Vickers: I've written it all in a report you can read. You'd be the first one who did.
Joanne Herring: Go fight this war, Charlie. Everything possible is on the line - including your manhood!
Charlie Wilson: Congressmen aren't elected by voters, Joanne, they're elected by contributors!
Mike Vickers: Yeah! Let's go kill some Russians!
Gust Avrakotos: That's how a cold war turns into a real war and that's something you want to keep a very good eye on.
Charlie Wilson: Soon God will be on both sides of this War.
Charlie Wilson: These things happened. They were glorious and they changed the world... and then we fucked up the endgame.
Gust Avrakotos: Yeah, well I'd like to take a moment to review the several ways in which you're a douche bag?
Charlie's Angel #4: The Congressman has never been to rehab. They don't serve whisky at rehab.
CIA Award Presenter: The defeat and break up of the Soviet empire, culminating in the crumbing of the Berlin wall, is one of the great events of world history. There were many heroes in this battle but to Charlie Wilson must go this special recognition. Just thirteen years ago the Soviet army appeared to be invincible. But Charlie, undeterred, engineered a lethal body blow that weakened the communist empire. Without Charlie, history would be hugely and sadly different. And so for the first time a civilian is being given our highest recognition: that of honored colleague. Ladies and gentlemen of the clandestine services, congressman Charles Wilson.
Gust Avrakotos: There's this story of the Old Zen Master...
Mike Vickers: I've written it all in a report you can read. You'd be the first one who did.
Gust Avrakotos: There's a little boy and on his 14th birthday he gets a horse... and everybody in the village says, "how wonderful. The boy got a horse" And the Zen master says, "we'll see." Two years later, the boy falls off the horse, breaks his leg, and everyone in the village says, "How terrible." And the Zen master says, "We'll see." Then, a war breaks out and all the young men have to go off and fight... except the boy can't cause his legs all messed up. and everybody in the village says, "How wonderful." Charlie Wilson: Now the Zen master says, "We'll see."
Charlie Wilson: You're no James Bond. Gust Avrakotos: You're no Thomas Jefferson, either. Let's call it even.
Zvi: You want me to steer Israel towards an arms deal with Egypt, Pakistan, and Saudi Arabia? Charlie Wilson: Yes. Zvi: Well, just one or two problems with that, just off the top of my head. Charlie Wilson: Zvi... Zvi: Afghanistan and Pakistan don't recognize our right to exist, we just got done fighting a war against Egypt, and everyone who has ever tried to kill me or my family has been trained in Saudi Arabia! Gust Avrakotos: That's not true, Zvi. Some of them were trained by us.
Charlie Wilson: I cannot just call up a judge and tell him what to do. Larry Liddle: Why? Charlie Wilson: Well cause it's against... a shitload of really good laws Garry...
Title card: "These things happened. They were glorious and they changed the world... Title card: ...and then we fucked up the end game." - Charlie Wilson
Charlie Wilson: Were you standing at the goddamn door listening to me? How could you even - That is a thick door! You stood there and you listened to me? Gust Avrakotos: I didn't stand at the door. Don't be an idiot. I bugged the Scotch bottle. Charlie Wilson: What! Gust Avrakotos: It's got a little transmitter on it, I've got a little thing in my ear, get past it.
Zvi: This meeting it going to be run professional. Gust Avrakotos: Oh absolutely. We're going to be talking to the Deputy Defense Minister while his boss gets a belly dance from a friend of Charlie's. Zvi: What? Charlie Wilson: A friend of mine is a well known belly dances in Texas. It's always been her dream to perform in Egypt, so she's our way in. While she's dancing for the Defense Minister, we'll be talking to the deputy. Zvi: Oh my God. Gust Avrakotos: No, she's supposed to be pretty good
Cravely: You tell me to go fuck myself and I'm supposed to apologize. You break my window, I'm supposed to apologize? Gust Avrakotos: The Helsinki job was mine! Cravely: The Helsinki job was not yours. If it was yours, you'd be in Helsinki. Gust Avrakotos: Alan Wolfe stood in this office... Cravely: Alan Wolfe is no longer the director... Gust Avrakotos: It was on the books. Cravely: Alan Wolfe is no longer the director of European Operations. He does not make those appointments. I do. Gust Avrakotos: Promises were made! Cravely: Not by me. Gust Avrakotos: I've been with the company for 24 years! I was posted in Greece for 15! Papandreou wins that election if I don't help the Junta take him prisoner! I've advised and armed the Hellenic Army! I've neutralized champions of Communism! I've spent the past 3 years learning Finnish which should come in handy here in Virginia! And I'm never ever sick at sea! So I wanna know why I'm not gonna be your Helsinki Station Chief. Cravely: You're coarse. Gust Avrakotos: Excuse me? Cravely: For Helsinki I need someone with diplomatic skills. You don't have them. Gust Avrakotos: Is that right? Cravely: That is right. And I don't know why the hell I didn't fire you when you broke my fucking window!
Joanne Herring: I mean, how did you get into the CIA? Gust Avrakotos: I don't work for the CIA, I work for the Department of Agriculture. Joanne Herring: Fruit and Plant Division? Gust Avrakotos: More specifically, apple imports
Cravely: Ok. I know it was difficult for you to come in here hat in hand, that's not the kind of... upbringing, I guess is the word I'm looking for, it's not the kind of man you are. I understand that. I'm not looking to humiliate you or exact a price in any way so why don't you just apologize? We'll call it water under the dam and we'll go about our business. Gust Avrakotos: Excuse me? What the fuck? Cravely: What? Gust Avrakotos: What the fuck are you talking about? Cravely: Clair George said you were coming in here to apologize. Gust Avrakotos: I'm supposed to come in here so you could apologize to me. Cravely: According to whom? Gust Avrakotos: Clair George. Cravely: You told me to go fuck myself. I'm supposed to apologize to you? Gust Avrakotos: Also water goes over a dam and under a bridge, you poncy school boy. Cravely: Clearly there's been a miscommunication between Clair George and somebody.
Charlie's Angel #4: The Washington Post wants to know what you thought of your time in rehab. Charlie Wilson: And what did you tell them? Charlie's Angel #4: That the Congressman didn't go to rehab because they don't serve whiskey there. Charlie Wilson: That's why you're my press secretary, boo-boo!
President Zia: I don't need courtesy. I need airplanes, guns and money. Charlie Wilson: Well, we just doubled the CIA's budget for covert ops. Brigadier Rashid: From five million to ten million. Charlie Wilson: That's right! Colonel Mahmood: Is that a joke? Charlie Wilson: No! Brigadier Rashid: Is that meant to be a funny joke? Charlie Wilson: No sir! President Zia: Congressman, what they are saying is that ten million dollars from the United States to fight the Russian army is such a low figure that it can be mistaken for a joke. Charlie Wilson: I... I caught on to the sarcasm, sir.
Charlie Wilson: How old are you? Mike Vickers: I'll be 30 next week. Charlie Wilson: This is CIA's weapons expert? Gust Avrakotos: One of them. Charlie Wilson: But he's the most senior. Gust Avrakotos: Look... Chess Player #1: Mike! Mike Vickers: Yeah, bishop to queen's knight 7. Gust Avrakotos: See, he's playing without even looking at the board. Charlie Wilson: That's a useful skill... if Afghanistan's ever invaded by Boris Spassky.
President Zia: Pakistan and Israel would have to appear to be enemies in the public eye. Charlie Wilson: Yeah, I don't think that's a tough sell.
President Zia: Pakistan and Israel would have to appear to be enemies in the public eye. Charlie Wilson: Yeah, I don't think that's gonna be a tough sell.
Joanne Herring: I miss you Charlie. Charlie Wilson: Oh Joanne... I always miss you.
Mike Vickers: Yeah! Let's go kill some Russians!
