Boutique Owner: Gorgeous, isn't it. It used to belong to Elvis Presley. Do you want to try it on?
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Boutique Owner: Gorgeous, isn't it. It used to belong to Elvis Presley. Do you want to try it on?
Susan: Between you and me, how much do you really know about Roberta?
Dez: I believe some of that stuff is mine. Like the answering machine. Like the Charlie Parker records.
Crystal: My luck can't get much worse, anyway. Miserable scumbags! Maybe I shoulda slept with him.
Susan: So you're the witch's husband. Where's my stuff?
Cigarette Girl: Menthol. Extra Long. Ultra Thin. Extra Ultra Long Thin. Regular. Premium. Unleaded.
Leslie: Gary, I think you have got to accept the fact that there is something very unusual going on in your relationship.
Leslie: A diary! That little snake. What does she say about me?
Boutique Owner: Gorgeous, isn't it. It used to belong to Elvis Presley. Do you want to try it on?
Cigarette Girl: Menthol. Extra Long. Ultra Thin. Extra Ultra Long Thin. Regular. Premium. Unleaded.
Susan: Between you and me, how much do you really know about Roberta?
Dez: I believe some of that stuff is mine. Like the answering machine. Like the Charlie Parker records.
Crystal: My luck can't get much worse, anyway. Miserable scumbags! Maybe I shoulda slept with him.
Susan: So you're the witch's husband. Where's my stuff?
Leslie: Gary, I think you have got to accept the fact that there is something very unusual going on in your relationship.
Leslie: A diary! That little snake. What does she say about me?
Leslie: I can't believe the two of you are eating in the middle of a crisis like this. Gary: We're nervous, what do you want... Leslie: Then take a Valium like a normal person.
Leslie: It's not that uncommon. I was reading an article last week about a woman who would turn tricks in the city from nine until noon, then shop all afternoon before going home. She did it for years before her husband found out about it. Gary: Roberta can't be a prostitute! She doesn't even like sex that much. It's impossible. Leslie: Oh my God, I have heard that 4 out of 5 prostitutes are lesbians. Gary: Leslie, I think that I would know if my wife was a lesbian! Leslie: Why? You didn't know she was a prostitute.
Gary: Are you a lesbian? Leslie told me lots of prostitutes are lesbians. Roberta: Gary, you're not listening to me. I'm not a prostitute or a lesbian!
Gary: Susan! What are you doing? Susan: I've got good news and bad news. What do you want to hear first? Gary: You said you were going to leave! Susan: Okay, good news first. Your wife isn't partners with the greaseball. Gary: Susan, my wife has just been picked up on the Lower East Side escaping from her gun-toting pimp! Susan: He's not a pimp. Gary: He's not a pimp? Leslie: Who's not a pimp? Susan: The bad news is that he is probably going to try to kill her because he thinks she's me.
Dez: Jim said a friend of yours got killed outside your hotel... in Atlantic City. He was pretty worried. Roberta: Killed? Dead? Dez: Sort of goes with the territory, doesn't it, Susan? Roberta: Maybe I know who did it. I wish I could remember. Dez: Maybe you were the killer. Roberta: No! Roberta: I should probably lay low for a while, huh? Dez: It might be a wise idea. So, you don't know who the guy at the quay was? Dez: Maybe a jilted lover? Roberta: I don't think so. Roberta: Maybe he was. Dez: You know somethin'? You are not at all what I expected. Roberta: You are not quite what I expected either.
Cocktail Waitress: Let me guess. Cocktail Waitress: Triple Tequila Sunrise. Cocktail Waitress: Ginger Ale. Cocktail Waitress: And you're the Scotch. Cocktail Waitress: This must be yours. Rum and Tab.
Gary: What are you wearing? Roberta: A jacket. It used to belong to Jimi Hendrix. Gary: You bought a used jacket? What are we, poor?
Roberta: Dez... Dez: Hmm? Roberta: I'm not Susan. I'm a housewife and I live in Fort Lee, New Jersey. I've been married for four years. My husband Gary... He sells bathroom spas and... saunas. Dez: You never stop, do you? Roberta: No, really. Really! Dez: That's what I like about you. I never know what you'll say next. Come here.
Roberta: This is like a deja vu. Dez: How can you have a deja vu if you don't remember anything? Roberta: No, no. I mean, this is all deja vu.
Dez: So, this stuff does look familiar, right? Roberta: Well, it's not completely unfamiliar.
Roberta: You know, when I close my eyes I see a pyramid. Dez: A pyramid? Like on your jacket? Roberta: Oh, yeah. It must be what it is.
Susan: She kept a diary. It's great stuff. Susan: "Couldn't sleep. Went into kitchen. Gary came in, turned on light. Gary left. Finished birthday cake." Pages of it. It's got to be a cover, nobody's life could be this boring! Gary: You shouldn't be reading that, it's private. Susan: Yeah, well, it's not about her, it's about me. Listen to this. Susan: "He's looking for Susan again. She's late returning from Mexico. This is the fifth ad he's run. Why does he want to see her so badly? Who is she?" And there's my picture. Gary, why didn't you tell me she read the Personals? I could have settled this yesterday. Gary: She read them all the time. I didn't think... Susan: Yeah, well, fortunately, for everybody, I'm here and I'm thinking.
Roberta: "Beautiful stranger. Red hair. Green jumpsuit. Walking dogs in Washington Square Park. Can't forget you. Give love a chance. Blackie" I hope she gives him a chance. Leslie: Oh, Roberta, please! He must be some kind of a pervert! What do you think of this? Roberta: He could be sincere. Leslie: Nobody named Blackie is sincere.
Jim: Come on! Come to Buffalo. I'll find some trouble for you to get into. That'll cheer you up. Susan: I've had enough trouble already.
Gary: They seem to think she's having an affair. Leslie: Oh, my God! Maybe she is. Gary: That's ridiculous. Roberta is not having an affair! She's much too uptight. Leslie: That is a horrible thing to say! I suppose you're proud of the way you're running around with Becky Shuman. Gary: I didn't know you knew about Becky. Anyway, we're not running around! We're having a perfectly respectable affair.
Leslie: Does Roberta have orgasms? I mean, did she have orgasms with you? Gary: What? Orgasms? Leslie: You have heard of them, haven't you? I mean, maybe the reason she left you was because you weren't satisfying her? Gary: Leslie! Not everybody is obsessed with orgasms!
Susan: Come on, let's just get outta here. Crystal: I have to do the mystery of the disappearing bluebird!
Susan: "How to Be Your Own Best Friend," "I'm OK, You're OK," "Dr. Ruth's Guide to Good Sex." These Roberta's too? Gary: I didn't know she read this stuff.
