Turtle Man: JESUS! How dare you blow up my house like that!
出自電影《新七龍珠》 的經典對白。
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Son Goku: Hey, take it easy, you guys! I'll bring you bananas every day!
Son Goku: You lie to him, and frame me? I'll teach you!
Oolong: Why should he see your body, huh? You deserve to reserve it for me!
Turtle Man: JESUS! How dare you blow up my house like that!
Son Goku: Granddad, with this magic pole, I can protect you and the Pearl from any invaders!
Son Goku: Grandpa, I'll let you attack me!
Son Goku: My Grandpa says all evil must DIE!
Son Goku: Hey, look here! I don't even know you! Why would I want to fight you?
Turtle Man: Westwood, without my permission, you can't leave this island no matter how hard you try!
Oolong: I just can't resist pretty girls like YOU! I just can't control myself!
King Horn: So, you want to keep the Dragon Pearl? Then he dies!
Son Gohan: The Dragon Pearl and the magic pole are precious family treasures! We can't let them be stolen from us!
You know, you're clever. If you hadn't gotten me these wheels, we wouldn't have come this far!
Oolong: He must have magic in those shorts!
Turtle Man: Now we own the last Pearl that monster needs... let's go get him!
Shenron: You are all only granted one wish, so what do you wish for? You must tell me now!
Son Goku: Hey, take it easy, you guys! I'll bring you bananas every day!
Son Goku: You lie to him, and frame me? I'll teach you!
Oolong: Why should he see your body, huh? You deserve to reserve it for me!
Son Goku: You're dumb, just like a pig!
Turtle Man: JESUS! How dare you blow up my house like that!
Son Goku: Granddad, with this magic pole, I can protect you and the Pearl from any invaders!
Son Goku: Grandpa, I'll let you attack me!
Son Goku: My Grandpa says all evil must DIE!
Son Goku: Hey, look here! I don't even know you! Why would I want to fight you?
Turtle Man: Westwood, without my permission, you can't leave this island no matter how hard you try!
Oolong: I just can't resist pretty girls like YOU! I just can't control myself!
King Horn: So, you want to keep the Dragon Pearl? Then he dies!
Son Goku: Hey, take it easy, you guys! I'll bring you bananas every day!
Turtle Man: JESUS! How dare you blow up my house like that!
Turtle Man: Westwood, without my permission, you can't leave this island no matter how hard you try!
Oolong: I just can't resist pretty girls like YOU! I just can't control myself!
King Horn: So, you want to keep the Dragon Pearl? Then he dies!
Yamcha: Someone told me your kung-fu is very nice... and he wants to challenge you! If he beats you, then he'll be famous! Turtle Man: So someone wants to challenge me... Who is he? Tell me, who is he? Yamcha: He'll be here very soon... Turtle Man: Oh? He's coming now? Okay, I'll show him!
Son Goku: What is that? Yamcha: You're stupid! Son Goku: You know, do you? Yamcha: It's his magic cloud! Turtle Man: Right! I captured this cloud many, many centuries ago, and I imbued it with magic powers and turned it into my private car! And the magic cloud has one specialty: people who are dishonest and have an impure mind, will never be able to get on it! Bulma: So then, you can sit on it? Turtle Man: ME?... Of course I can! I'll show you now! Turtle Man: See that? I'm an honest man! My mind is pure too! That's why I'm able to get on this cloud! Right, go! Move it! Fly! Turtle Man: Goddamn you lazybones, how dare you make a fool out of me in front of a pretty girl!
Turtle Man: My pretty little lady, do you want to have this Dragon Pearl? Bulma: If you're willing to part with it, of course I'll take it! Turtle Man: I'm gonna let you have it, but... uh... you have to do something for it! Bulma: So what do you want? Turtle Man: I've been living on this remote island for all my life, and I've never seen a girl as pretty as you! So I... so I... well... I want... I want to see you without any clothes on! Oolong: How dare you, you dirty old man! How can you think of something as low as that? Son Goku: Master, that's too much! Turtle Man: Hey, kid, sex is human nature!
King Horn: Give me the Pearl, or I'll kill him! Son Gohan: Don't give it to him, if you do we all die! Go! Son Goku: Master, please give him the Pearl, or he'll kill Grandpa! Please! Turtle Man: But your grandpa's right, if I give him the Dragon Pearl we'll all die anyway!
Oolong: You're a pretty girl. I want you to be my wife! Pansy: I don't want to marry you, you're too ugly! Anyway I'm too young to be married! Oolong: Never mind! I'll keep you till you grow up! When you're grown up, then you can marry me! Pansy: No! Get away from me! Oolong: Either you'll marry me, or I'll eat you up!
Turtle Man: Magic cloud! Turtle Man: Magic cloud, now I order you to take me to the four corners of the world and find me pretty girls! Hah! Come on!... Hey, lazybones, don't wanna move, do ya? GO! Turtle Man: You idiot! I'll get you for this!
Son Goku: You're different from me! Bulma: Of course we're different! You're a boy, and I'm a girl!
Pansy: He's a monster! Oolong: Little boy, keep out of this! Don't you know that this girl is my bride-to-be? Son Goku: Bride? Hey, what's a bride-to-be? Bulma: You silly boy, don't you even know that?
Bulma: Hey, don't touch my Pearl! Son Goku: Is that Pearl yours? Bulma: Of course it's mine, my father gave it to me! Son Goku: I've got one at home too! Bulma: Huh? Do you really? Mine has five stars, how many stars does yours have? Son Goku: It's got four! Bulma: WOW! I FOUND IT! I FOUND IT! YAY, I FOUND IT!
Yamcha: That was dirty! You fight dirty! You're no gentleman! Turtle Man: Oooooh, but you're a sneaky little thief! You want to steal my magic cloud! You asked for this!
Turtle Man: You have a Dragon Pearl? Bulma: Yes, I have a Five-Star Pearl! Son Goku: My granddad had one too, but the baddies stole it from him! Pansy: My home had one too, and the baddies stole it from us! Bulma: Now these baddies have three Pearls, and they're trying to find the other four Pearls! We heard that your kung-fu was good, and we came to ask you to help us stop the evil monsters! Pansy: They destroyed our village! Master, please help us stop these evil people! Turtle Man: Get up, there's no need for that! Don't you worry! That monster may have three Pearls, but they're no good unless you get all seven of them together, you know that? And without me, he'll never be able to achieve what he wants! Bulma: Why's that? Turtle Man: Because I have in my possession a Two-Star Dragon Pearl! Without it, how can he get what he wants, eh?
Oolong: Sir, I'm very good at kissing asses, you know that? I can make you feel very special! Son Goku: I don't like people kissing my ass. Oolong: That's okay, I've got other skills! And one of them is: I know magic! I can change into other things, and if you're bored, I can change into ANYTHING!
Miss Snow White: Master, whose kung-fu is better, you or that Monkey Boy? Yamcha: I'm not finished with him! I'm gonna go back and find him!
Bulma: A Six-Star Pearl. Oh, thank you! Turtle Man: Aah, what a useless boy! Useless youngsters! I would give my life, to have a girl kiss me!
Bulma: Hey, I've got an idea... Bulma: You strip for him! Oolong: HUH? ME strip for HIM? If I took off all my clothes, he wouldn't want to look even if I paid him! Bulma: I mean that you change into me. Then he'll think he's looking at me, when he's actually looking at you! Son Goku: That's great? Did you hear that? Oolong: Huh? You want ME to bare all for that sex maniac?... Okay, but you gotta pay too! Bulma: What do YOU want? Oolong: Well, he'll see the top... I'll see the bottom! Bulma: Listen, Piggy, when you change into me, you'll be able to see the whole body. Oolong: Oh, yeah! How come I'm so stupid? I'll change right now!
King Horn: Stay where you are! Come any closer and he dies! Son Goku: Master, I'm begging you, please help my grandpa!
