Miriam: Really? Well, words matter. Actions matter. They have consequences. If you want people to take you seriously, then act accordingly. Do you understand me, Barney? Barney Panofsky: Yes Miriam: What am I saying? Barney Panofsky: Be great in act, as you have in thought
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Clara 'Chambers' Charnofsky: Oh Barney, you really do wear your heart on your sleeve. Now put it away, it's disgusting to look at.
Barney Panofsky: For the first time in my life, I am truly in love.
Barney Panofsky: This is the paternal wisdom I'm gonna get?
Clara 'Chambers' Charnofsky: Oh Barney, you really do wear your heart on your sleeve. Now put it away, it's disgusting to look at.
Barney Panofsky: For the first time in my life, I am truly in love.
Barney Panofsky: This is the paternal wisdom I'm gonna get?
Izzy: I need to get laid...
Miriam: We can be friends now, can't we? Barney Panofsky: No. We can't. Miriam: I'm here for you if you'll let me. We had a beautiful marriage, but it's over. I want you to be at peace with that. Barney Panofsky: Have I ever given up when it comes to you? Miriam: Never. Barney Panofsky: So what makes you think I would start now?
Barney Panofsky: Should I sleep on the sofa? Miriam: Stop feeling sorry for yourself. You're not sleeping on the sofa, we don't sleep apart. Good night.
Miriam: Really? Well, words matter. Actions matter. They have consequences. If you want people to take you seriously, then act accordingly. Do you understand me, Barney? Barney Panofsky: Yes Miriam: What am I saying? Barney Panofsky: Be great in act, as you have in thought
Barney Panofsky: Don't ever tell my father what he can or cannot do again. 2nd Mrs. P's Father: He traumatized the Rabbi's wife... Barney Panofsky: I don't care if he fingered her under the table. He's my father and he'll have your respect.
Miriam: Are you out of your mind? Barney Panofsky: No! I'm bent over backwards in love!
2nd Mrs. P's Father: Are you saying you were gratuitously violent with suspected felons? Izzy: Gratuitously? I always got paid, I ain't gonna work for free.
Barney Panofsky: So you fucked her? Boogie: It was the only thing that would shut her up.
Dr. Morty: What kind of car do you drive? Barney Panofsky: Morty, that's fucking embarrassing. Dr. Morty: Just answer it. Barney Panofsky: A... you know, goddamn it... it's German... I can't even find the fucking thing. Why should I care what it's called?
Barney Panofsky: It could happen here. Israel is our insurance policy.
Barney Panofsky: Better the guy lives a lie than to inconvenience the family.
Barney Panofsky: Where the hell did I park my car?
Miriam: Get off the train, Barney. Among other things, sobriety and regret are waiting for you.
Barney Panofsky: Be great in act as you have in thought.
Barney Panofsky: To let you finish that thought would be an insult to stupidity.
Barney Panofsky: Didn't you take that class? Feminist approaches to fornication and adultery?
Solange: You can be sure my landing strip will always be clear for you.
The 2nd Mrs. P: I don't know how he got my robe off.
Boogie: I am not your pet project! I am not your vicarious life!
Miriam: After all you've done to pursue me, how can I trust you?
Izzy: How long have you ever had to hold out, mister three wives?
Miriam: Put it in the freezer before you chop it and it won't make you cry.
Miriam: I think it would be good to circulate the air a little.
Barney Panofsky: Y'know, I can't even find the fucking thing, what the hell do I care what it's called?
Barney Panofsky: Right now I am in complete disinterest to all things.
Izzy: Jews don't get promoted to detective in this town.
Izzy: I don't see a body. Where's the body. You got something else to say, talk to his jew lawyer.
Barney Panofsky: I need the test, now! VD, syphilis, gonorhea, AIDS, the whole thing.
