Beth Newton: What are you doing? Sara Newton: Dad said I'm family videographer. I'm documenting our journey! Beth Newton: We're not going on a journey, Sara. We're going on a very long drive. Beth Newton: Nuh-uh! Dad said we're taking a journey! Sara Newton: Does the R.V. have a power port for my laptop? Beth Newton: Well, we're on a budget, Sara and the economy R.V. might not even have a toilet; but I'm sure it has a cigarette lighter. Sara Newton: Power port, mom. We don't say "cigarette lighter" anymore. Beth Newton: Well, we also don't walk around with a milk mustache no matter how much it accentuates our booger nose, Sara. Sara Newton: Sorry, I'm too excited about our trip. Mom, Dad has been quoted as saying this is gonna be the funnest vacation ever. Can we get *your* reaction? Beth Newton: Honey, driving across town to a family reunion, cooking, cleaning, organizing and budgeting is not fun and *not* a vacation! Yet, it's what I do with my free time. Beth Newton: Beth Newton: Oh no! Sara Newton: Eww! Beth Newton: No, please! Beth Newton: Thank you. Beth Newton: No! Not my gnomes! Beth Newton: He got the biggest one they had! Richard Newton: Now this... is camping! Sara Newton: Dad, this is so cool! Richard Newton: You like it? Go check it out! Brennan Newton: You think that's cool? Wait until *your* friends drive by, pointing at it and laughing at *you*! Then we'll see how cool you think it is! Richard Newton: Brennan, maybe one of the just told a joke. Did you consider that? Brennan Newton: Yeah. The joke was, "Look everybody! Brennan Newton is going on vacation with his family in a bus!" God, how lame is that? Even Jessica Donnelly saw me. Richard Newton: Hey, Brenn. Your friends are all gonna stay in hotels this summer. We're gonna sleep beside pristine lakes in the great outdoors; and the beauty of it is this rig has everything! So you'll never even know you left home! Brennan Newton: That's just it, Dad. It's home, but smaller for two weeks. Brennan Newton: I don't even wanna go on this stupid trip anyway.
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Beth Newton: Beethoven, I was wrong about you. You are a hero.
Dad, this disc is a reject. Richard Newton: What? No, that was supposed to be one of the highlights of the trip.
You wouldn't put Ted, Ryce, or Emily in a kennel, and Beethoven's our cousin, too.
I knew we should've taken your mom's minivan!
Beth Newton: Beethoven, I was wrong about you. You are a hero.
Sara Newton: You wouldn't put Ted, Ryce, or Emily in a kennel, and Beethoven's our cousin, too.
Tommy: I knew we should've taken your mom's minivan!
Brennan Newton: Dad, this disc is a reject. Richard Newton: What? No, that was supposed to be one of the highlights of the trip.
Richard Newton: Hey, Brennan. I bet all your friends are gonna be staying in hotels this summer. We're gonna sleep beside pristine lakes in the great outdoors, and the beauty of it is... Richard Newton: ... this rig has everything! So, you'll never even know you left home. Brennan Newton: That's just it, Dad: It's home, but smaller for two weeks.
Beth Newton: What are you doing? Sara Newton: Dad said I'm family videographer. I'm documenting our journey! Beth Newton: We're not going on a journey, Sara. We're going on a very long drive. Beth Newton: Nuh-uh! Dad said we're taking a journey! Sara Newton: Does the R.V. have a power port for my laptop? Beth Newton: Well, we're on a budget, Sara and the economy R.V. might not even have a toilet; but I'm sure it has a cigarette lighter. Sara Newton: Power port, mom. We don't say "cigarette lighter" anymore. Beth Newton: Well, we also don't walk around with a milk mustache no matter how much it accentuates our booger nose, Sara. Sara Newton: Sorry, I'm too excited about our trip. Mom, Dad has been quoted as saying this is gonna be the funnest vacation ever. Can we get *your* reaction? Beth Newton: Honey, driving across town to a family reunion, cooking, cleaning, organizing and budgeting is not fun and *not* a vacation! Yet, it's what I do with my free time. Beth Newton: Beth Newton: Oh no! Sara Newton: Eww! Beth Newton: No, please! Beth Newton: Thank you. Beth Newton: No! Not my gnomes! Beth Newton: He got the biggest one they had! Richard Newton: Now this... is camping! Sara Newton: Dad, this is so cool! Richard Newton: You like it? Go check it out! Brennan Newton: You think that's cool? Wait until *your* friends drive by, pointing at it and laughing at *you*! Then we'll see how cool you think it is! Richard Newton: Brennan, maybe one of the just told a joke. Did you consider that? Brennan Newton: Yeah. The joke was, "Look everybody! Brennan Newton is going on vacation with his family in a bus!" God, how lame is that? Even Jessica Donnelly saw me. Richard Newton: Hey, Brenn. Your friends are all gonna stay in hotels this summer. We're gonna sleep beside pristine lakes in the great outdoors; and the beauty of it is this rig has everything! So you'll never even know you left home! Brennan Newton: That's just it, Dad. It's home, but smaller for two weeks. Brennan Newton: I don't even wanna go on this stupid trip anyway.
Bill: Oh, my God! We're kidnappers. Tommy, you never said nothing about us being kidnappers! Tommy: Shut up. You're babbling. Stop babbling and let me think. Bill: Think about what? We are going to jail! Tommy: Panicking is not allowed! Bill: Tommy, you said nobody was gonna get hurt! Tommy: Well, no one has been hurt, so shut up! Bill: No, no, YOU shut up! Tommy: No, YOU shut up! Bill: YOU shut up! Tommy: No, YOU shut up! Bill: YOU shut up! Tommy: You first! You shut up! La-la-la, can't hear you. Can't listen to you.
Richard Newton: All I wanted to do is give my family a great vacation. It's been one disaster after another. This is even worse than the motor home vacation I had as a kid. Brennan Newton: What? Beth Newton: I thought you loved that trip. Richard Newton: I hated it. Beth Newton: Well, then why do you keep telling us how much you loved it? Richard Newton: Because I wanted to remember it that way. I wanted to forget how bad it really was. And the truth is... it was horrible. My brother and I fought the whole 2,000 miles. And Spartacus, our dog, was car sick. Can you believe that? A car sick dog? It was horrible. My mother -- My mother kept telling us how much fun we were having, but we weren't having any fun. My dad drove himself crazy trying to make sure we had fun. Sara Newton: It's okay, Daddy. We know how you feel. Brennan Newton: Yeah, Dad. We know exactly how you feel.
