Bones: Wow Jack... LOOK AT THAT ASS! Wooo! Maybe you should stay naked!
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Bones: I've seen lots of camel toes before, but never on a camel!
Bones: We're the few. The proud. The WATERBOYS!
Bones: Actually, I wish you WERE my "first" sergeant, but I already had a couple before you.
Bones: Can I call you 'General Sweetpants'?
Bones: Thank you, sir. But I could not have done it without the help and inspiration of my brother, the poolman.
Bones: I don't know. How does it feel to be a dick, dick?
Sgt. Ladd: See the picture on the front of this weapon? It's put there for privates like you... It's idiot-proof.
Sgt. Stern: Daddy? Why can't I go to ballet class?... Teacher says I'm a natural...
Sgt. Stern: Dad, why can't I go to ballet class? Teacher said I'm a natural.
Jack: Oh no... that's not good. That's noooot good. Uh-oh... he's coming over...
Bones: Wow Jack... LOOK AT THAT ASS! Wooo! Maybe you should stay naked!
Bones: Gabriella, she broke my heart. Thankfully I'm too shallow to let it keep bummed for too long!
Link: Don't eat the chicken... tastes just like frog.
Sgt. Stern: Absolutely, the morphine the better!
Jack: It's the ocean! it's the ocean!
Tell me about the store again.
Bones: I've seen lots of camel toes before, but never on a camel!
Bones: We're the few. The proud. The WATERBOYS!
Bones: Actually, I wish you WERE my "first" sergeant, but I already had a couple before you.
Bones: Can I call you 'General Sweetpants'?
Bones: Thank you, sir. But I could not have done it without the help and inspiration of my brother, the poolman.
Bones: I don't know. How does it feel to be a dick, dick?
Sgt. Stern: Daddy? Why can't I go to ballet class?... Teacher says I'm a natural...
Sgt. Stern: Dad, why can't I go to ballet class? Teacher said I'm a natural.
Bones: Wow Jack... LOOK AT THAT ASS! Wooo! Maybe you should stay naked!
Bones: Gabriella, she broke my heart. Thankfully I'm too shallow to let it keep bummed for too long!
Link: Don't eat the chicken... tastes just like frog.
Sgt. Stern: Absolutely, the morphine the better!
Jack: It's the ocean! it's the ocean!
Jack: Tell me about the store again.
Sgt. Ladd: See the picture on the front of this weapon? It's put there for privates like you... It's idiot-proof.
Sgt. Stern: Dad, why can't I go to ballet class? Teacher said I'm a natural.
Jack: Oh no... that's not good. That's noooot good. Uh-oh... he's coming over...
Bones: Wow Jack... LOOK AT THAT ASS! Wooo! Maybe you should stay naked!
Link: Don't eat the chicken... tastes just like frog.
Jack: Tell me about the store again.
Bones: How about this watch? Jack: No, not the watch. It has a compass. Bones: ...it has a compass? You mean to tell me that we have been out in this desert for three days and you had a compass the entire time? Ooooh, Jack. You're going to get a lot of noogies for this. Jack: I forgot. Bones: Yeah? Well now you're going to forget about this watch cause it's gone now!
1st Sgt. Brandon T. Williams: I am First Sergeant Brandon T. Williams. It is my intention to run this company like a clock. If one gear slips in my clock, my clock'll tell the wrong time. If one spring is loose in my clock, my clock'll tell the wrong time. First Sergeant Williams likes his clock to tell the right time. Do you understand me? Other Troops: Yes, First Sergeant! Jack: What did he just say? Bones: I don't know, something about his clock being broken.
1st Sgt. Brandon T. Williams: Have my words fallen upon deaf ears? Bones: Yes, Sergeant! I mean No, Sergeant! 1st Sgt. Brandon T. Williams: Don't you know that I'm your First Seargent? Bones: I really wish you were my First Sergeant, but I already had a couple ones already. 1st Sgt. Brandon T. Williams: Drop and give me push ups! You will continue to give me push ups until you learn to address me as First Sergeant! Is that clear? Bones: Yes. First Sergeant! 1st Sgt. Brandon T. Williams: Go! Bones: One, First Sergeant, Two First Sergeant...
Bones: Where did the sun go? Jack: There is no sun anymore. We died, and this is hell. Bones: Oh, ok. Thanks for clearing that up.
Bones: Your sucking too much sand in the air filter! I'M ORDERING YOU! Jack: Your ordering me? Bones: I'm first class... Bones: now I'm ordering you! Jack: The only reason your first class is cause your brother is a poolman! (Truck makes a poping noise and
Bones: You're sitting in the chair, like "Can somebody Bones: help me?" Fred Ostroff: See, see that's what I'm talking about!
