Charlie: My name is Charlie Wood. Charlie: I think I made a big mistake...
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Charlie: Hey Gus... What's the greek word for "bullshit"?
Charlie: I just drowned a man of the cloth in crap!
Mrs. Smalls: Well I'll be... I haven't heard Pink Floyd in years.
My name is Charlie Wood. Charlie: I think I made a big mistake...
Charlie: Hey Gus... What's the greek word for "bullshit"?
Charlie: I just drowned a man of the cloth in crap!
Mrs. Smalls: Well I'll be... I haven't heard Pink Floyd in years.
Josie McBroom: There goes our alibi.
Charlie: I put him in the septic tank Gus: Who? Charlie: The corpse. Gus: What corpse? Charlie: The reverend's corpse. Gus: He wasn't a corpse when I left him, Charlie.
Charlie: Did you check her pulse? Josie McBroom: Well, I assumed that when you have an axe lodged in your skull, your pulse tends to bottom out on you.
Reverend Smalls: Who the hell are you? Gus: Er... I'm the guy that's here to collect the money. Reverend Smalls: Give me your gun! Gus: I don't have one! Reverend Smalls: You've come to get money from me and you ain't packing? Reverend Smalls: Give my regards to the big bearded guy! Gus: You don't mean Santa Claus, do ya?
Josie McBroom: Freakin' fantastic! Don't you see? None of us has to run away or turn ourselves in. Charlie: What do you propose? We roam the country living on the land, like Bonnie and Clyde... and Clyde?
Gus: Who the hell are you? Mrs. Smalls: Considering that I live here, young man, the question is, "Who the hell are you?"
Gus: What are you doing? Charlie: He's crying. Jesus, Gus, he's crying for what we've done, for our sin. Gus: Charlie: Jesus. Hail Mary, full of grace... Gus: Bathtub. Charlie: GOD... dammit! Is that part of your plan? Huh? After you kill somebody you take a nice hot bath? Gus: I didn't kill anybody, first of all! Second, I don't go around praying to leaky ceilings!
Charlie: Wait... Wait... Wait! Gus: No no no no no no no! Rule number four: Never return to the scene of the crime! Charlie: It's Josie's card, I left it by the phone. Gus: Rule number five, if your partner turns out to be an idiot, forget rule number four.
Gus: You shot me. Agent Hymes: That's the first true thing you've said yet.
Penelope Wood: Are you going to answer that? Josie McBroom: No, it's probably just my ex-boyfriend!
Charlie: My name is Charlie Wood. Charlie: I think I made a big mistake...
Computer Operator at Call Centre: We take over 200,000 calls a day! Some of the biggest corporations in the country... Charlie: Do you only hire women named Melanie? Computer Operator at Call Centre: It's a trick of the trade, callers like to think they get the same service rep. This is the Melanie and John section, and you are over here with the Jennifers and Stephens, this is you. Charlie: What do you mean this is me, I was told I had a supervisor position. Computer Operator at Call Centre: You gotta spend six months in the trenches before you can interview for supervisor. Charlie: But I have a PhD, surely...... Computer Operator at Call Centre: Look, do you want the job or not? Charlie: Yeah. Computer Operator at Call Centre: Great! Gus here will help get you started. K, Stephen? Charlie: Uh, It's Charlie. Computer Operator at Call Centre: Sure it is! Gus: In the file menu, do you see where it says open? Can you open the open menu? Okie-dokie, again my name is Stephen, thank you for calling Sentel. You have a great day. Charlie: I actually liked Gus at first sight. Gus: Welcome to Hell dickhead. Charlie: I'm sorry? Charlie: Well, maybe not at first sight. Gus: Hell! People hooked up to machines like slaves, and the smell Gus: It's pure underarm. Charlie: So, what do we do here? Gus: Sentel Online, Stephen speaking, how may I help you? Okie-Dolkie mam, have you checked to see if your PC is on? Gus: No mam, I'm not a retard that's simply the protocol - sorry! Olkie-Dolkie, I'm gonna check that with my supervisor real quick, and uh, I'm gonna put you on hold. Gus: You feel feisty you whiney little turkey-necked bitch? Why don't you hop up on my dick and bounce and see if that fires up your monitor SWEETHEART? Gus: Hi mam, thanks for holding. Listen, I'm gonna transfer you over to our Technical Service Department, olkie-dolkie? Please hold. Gus: In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed dwarf is king.
