Adam Jones: Should I be writing this down? Because I don't have a crayon.
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Tony: My advice to you, Chef, if you want to live a long life, eat your own tongue.
Reece: You're better than me. But the rest of us need you to lead us to places we wouldn't otherwise go.
Adam Jones: If it's not perfect, you throw it away... regardless of time.
Adam Jones: I sentenced myself to shuck 1 million oysters. Today is the last day of my penance.
Adam Jones: People eat because they are hungry; I want to make food that makes people stop eating.
Adam Jones: Should I be writing this down? Because I don't have a crayon.
Adam Jones: The problem with being good is you become indispensable.
Adam Jones: I love the decor, it's perfect for stoning infidels.
Adam Jones: You know, people pay prostitutes extra to fake orgasms. Maybe Tony pays you extra to fake concern.
Adam Jones: Apologize to the turbot 'cause it died in vain. I said apologize!
Reece: Doomed youth is romantic. Doomed middle age really isn't.
Tony: My advice to you, Chef, if you want to live a long life, eat your own tongue.
Reece: You're better than me. But the rest of us need you to lead us to places we wouldn't otherwise go.
Lily: I've had better.
Adam Jones: If it's not perfect, you throw it away... regardless of time.
Adam Jones: I sentenced myself to shuck 1 million oysters. Today is the last day of my penance.
Adam Jones: People eat because they are hungry; I want to make food that makes people stop eating.
Adam Jones: Should I be writing this down? Because I don't have a crayon.
Adam Jones: The problem with being good is you become indispensable.
Adam Jones: I love the decor, it's perfect for stoning infidels.
Adam Jones: You know, people pay prostitutes extra to fake orgasms. Maybe Tony pays you extra to fake concern.
Reece: Doomed youth is romantic. Doomed middle age really isn't.
Adam Jones: Thanks.
Adam Jones: Apologize to the turbot 'cause it died in vain. I said apologize!
Adam Jones: Should I be writing this down? Because I don't have a crayon.
Adam Jones: The problem with being good is you become indispensable.
Adam Jones: Apologize to the turbot 'cause it died in vain. I said apologize!
Adam Jones: We should be dealing in culinary orgasms. When is the last time you had an orgasm that was interesting? Helene: Remind me never ever to discuss food with you in public.
Sara: He scares me. David: He's a two-star Michelin chef. He's supposed to be scary. Sara: Well, "two" doesn't seem like many. David: To get even one Michelin star, you have to be like Luke Skywalker. Okay? To get two, you have to be... whoever Alec Guinness was. But if you manage to get three... you're Yoda. Sara: Well, what if he's Darth Vader?
Adam Jones: What is this, hell? Reece: Yeah, I suppose it is. Well, the mercy of your enemy is a kind of hell.
Tony: Well, if you go, you should take someone with you. Someone to stop you from getting into a fight with him. Adam Jones: Oh, you mean like you? Tony: No. Adam Jones: Your therapist's got a big mouth. Tony: Nothing you didn't know. You said in your restaurant everything was possible, but, um, I know not everything is possible. Besides, you're not as pretty as you once were. Adam Jones: Hey, Tony. Uh, you hungry? Can I... can I make you breakfast or something? Tony: You mean, cook me breakfast instead of falling in love with me? Adam Jones: Yeah. Tony: No. Thank you. I already ate. But I appreciate the thought. Take someone nice.
Dr Rosshilde: In my experience, people who come in here and make silly comments are generally frightened of what they might reveal if they really took the time to be themselves. Adam Jones: Oh, I've been myself since the '90s.
Adam Jones: You want some lunch? Helene: No, not here. No. Adam Jones: Why not? Helene: I prefer to eat food cooked by a proper chef. Adam Jones: You don't like people on minimum wage? Helene: Mr. Jones, I'm a sous chef. I'm a person on minimum wage.
Adam Jones: Closed down any, uh, good restaurants lately? Simone Forth: I don't close good restaurants, my reviews close bad ones.
Reece: I heard an idiotic rumor. You're going for third star. Adam Jones: I heard an idiotic rumor that you've *gotten* yours. Then I found out it's true. Reece: That must have hurt. Adam Jones: Eh, I was on heavy painkillers at the time.
Adam Jones: Hey, pretend that you're my *girlfriend*, okay? If Reece knows who you are, he'll steal you away. Helene: If I was your girlfriend, you'd probably hold my arm. Adam Jones: No, if you were my girlfriend, we would've gotten in an argument in the taxi. We wouldn't even be talking.
Helene: No, you're not *cooking*, Adam. We can handle it, alright. Just tell me quickly, do you want me to baste them in butter? Adam Jones: *Slowly*. And then peel and emulsify. Tony: Jesus, you're as bad as he is.
