Kermit: You don't have to explain, Doc. If there's one thing Piggy knows, it's how to make an entrance.
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Kermit: You don't have to explain, Doc. If there's one thing Piggy knows, it's how to make an entrance.
Floyd: There's Miss Hamhock when she was just a little sausage roll.
Rowlf: I've been chasing the truck all the way, and boy am I exhausted.
Snowman: You'll be sorry! It's cold enough to freeze your Winnebago!
Floyd: Yeah, and she don't look bad... for a pig.
Doc: Sprocket and I came here to spend Christmas alone, but this is better!
Waldorf: After all, there's no business like *snow* business!
Gonzo: What a handsome little devil I was.
Miss Piggy's Photographer: Okay, now, give me a little more on the shoulder, honey, hold it!
Miss Piggy's Photographer: Oh, yeah, oh yeah, couldn't be nicer.
Kermit: Well, everybody, it's Christmas Eve and the tree is trimmed, so it's time for our annual carol sing. Take it, Rowlf.
Kermit: You don't have to explain, Doc. If there's one thing Piggy knows, it's how to make an entrance.
Floyd: There's Miss Hamhock when she was just a little sausage roll.
Rowlf: I've been chasing the truck all the way, and boy am I exhausted.
Snowman: You'll be sorry! It's cold enough to freeze your Winnebago!
Floyd: Yeah, and she don't look bad... for a pig.
Doc: Sprocket and I came here to spend Christmas alone, but this is better!
Waldorf: After all, there's no business like *snow* business!
Gonzo: What a handsome little devil I was.
Statler: We'd *love* to see your act. Waldorf: But we'd hate to *miss* your act. Statler: In fact, we'd love to *hate* your act!
Doc: There's one worried frog. Count: Ah, that's ONE! One worried frog! Robin: No, he's not the only one. Count: That's TWO! Two worried frogs! Ha ha ha ha! Sprocket the Dog: Rrrr? Doc: Search me. More "small talk" I think.
Kermit: Don't you think we should've called your mother and let her know we were coming? Fozzie Bear: Oh, how little you understand bears, Kermit. My mother loves surprises. Gonzo: Well, good, 'cause she's in for a beauty.
Doc: Excuse me! You promised me a nice, quiet Christmas. Emily 'Ma' Bear: You think you're disappointed? I just took three months of surfing lessons for zip.
Doc: You promised me a nice, quiet Christmas! Animal: Peace on Earth! Give me presents!
Bert: Ernie, why must you always humiliate me? Ernie: C'mon, Bert. Somebody has to play Mama, and you lost the toss. Bert: Oh, well, just get it over with.
Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: Oh, look. There's Rowlf when he was just a wee puppy. Rowlf: Not so wee. I was paper-trained.
Fozzie Bear: Kermit, now can I tell you about my new act? Kermit: I'm all ears. Kermit: Now what can that be? Fozzie Bear: What does he mean he's all ears? Frogs don't even have ears!
Emily 'Ma' Bear: I'm afraid we're running out of room. Two of you will have to sleep on hangers on a hook on the wall. Gonzo: What a fabulous idea! Animal: Love hanger! Love hanger! Floyd: That's the only way Animal ever sleeps, ma'am.
Statler: Well, you know what they say... Waldorf: If you can't stand the heat, get outta the farmhouse!
Janice: Hey, everybody, look what I've got: Christmas cookies! Cookie Monster: COOKIE! Cookie Monster: Oh, thank you! Janice: Who was that strange blue creature? Animal: Dat my kinda fella! Ahahahahaha!
Statler: These two comics were made for each other. Waldorf: Hm? Statler: The snowman's ice cold, and the bear's not so hot!
Robin: Speaking of presents, Grover, I'd like *you* to have this Fraggle pebble. Grover: This Fraggle pebble here is for *me*? Oh, I just love Christmas! Ah-ha!
Kermit: Another crisis solved. Robin: Yeah, there sure are a lot of us here. Kermit: Well, all families start to come together. Robin: We always get together at Christmas. Kermit: Yeah, life would just pass in a blur if it weren't for times like this.
Robin: Do you think this is really Fraggle Rock? Kermit: Well, I don't know, but if I were a Fraggle, this is the kind of place I'd hang out.
Sprocket the Dog: Ruff ruff ruff! Ruff ruff ruff! Ruff ruff ruff! Rowlf: Woof woof! Yeah! Bark bark! Doc: Don't you hate it when you can't speak the language?
Ernie: 'Twas the night before Christmas / And all through the house / Not a creature was stirring, / Not even a mouse. Cue the mouse! Grover: I am here! I'm here! Cutest little mouse is here! Bert: What's the bowl for? Grover: Oh. Uh, so you can see that I am not stirring. Note how the hand never touches the spoon.
Fozzie Bear: Wow, that's pretty good harmony for a snowman! Snowman: Actually, I'm a "snooman". Fozzie Bear: What's a "snooman"? Snowman: Nothing's "a-snoo," man! What's "snoo" with you?
Gonzo: C'mon, put up your wings, Turkey Toes! Turkey: Why're you pulling my leg, Hose Nose?
Doc: This is my dog, Sprocket; he is not a Christmas turkey! Swedish Chef: Dër schmëcka gøbblä gøbblä fëffernøøse! Doc: I don't care if the turkey said the dog is a turkey. The dog is not the turkey; the turkey's the turkey, you turkey! Come on, Sprocket. Swedish Chef: Schmëcka gøbblä gøbblä gërfëy wërfëy. Turkey: This is startin' to be fun, hee-hee-hee. Turkey: Whoa, speaking of fun, hey mum, how you doin'?
Oscar the Grouch: I'll be nicely miserable in my trash can here. Rizzo the Rat: Hey, maybe I can bunk out here with you. Oscar the Grouch: Huh, I never had a rat in my trash can before, that might be nice.
