John Moss: This whole movie is stuff that I said to him! The little son of a bitch stole my life! Captain Brix: Would you shut up, Moss? We're trying to watch the end credits. John Moss: You know, he's a lot shorter in real life, okay?
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John Moss: Why don't you go tie your dick in a knot?
Pooley: Jesus, Moss, what are you gonna tell the captain? "I'm sorry about the forty-five people I killed, I was horny?"
John Moss: Look, dickwad. I don't give a rat's ass about where you come from. All I care about is where you're going.
Nick Lang: Oh, don't you take that tone with me!
John Moss: You might wanna try skipping a meal every now and then. Somewhere there's a small country going hungry.
Nick Lang: Oh man, this is too real.
John Moss: Why don't you go tie your dick in a knot?
Pooley: Jesus, Moss, what are you gonna tell the captain? "I'm sorry about the forty-five people I killed, I was horny?"
John Moss: Look, dickwad. I don't give a rat's ass about where you come from. All I care about is where you're going.
Nick Lang: Oh, don't you take that tone with me!
John Moss: You might wanna try skipping a meal every now and then. Somewhere there's a small country going hungry.
Nick Lang: Ever killed anybody? John Moss: Counting today? Nick Lang: C'mon John. Look, my character kills this guy. It's probably an innocent by-stander. I just want to know what that's like. John Moss: You can't. Not by asking someone. Nick Lang: Will you open up? I just want to know what it feels like to be inside your skin. John Moss: I DON'T WANT YOU INSIDE MY SKIN, YOU UNDERSTAND? It's private! What's in there belongs to me! You're not gonna learn what it means to be a cop by eating hot dogs and picking your teeth and asking stupid questions. We live this job. It's something we are, not something we do! Every time a cop walks up to a car and has to give a speeding ticket, he know he may have to kill someone or be killed himself. That's not something you step into by strapping on a rubber gun and riding around all day. You get to go back to your million dollar beach house and your bimbos and your blow jobs and you get 17 takes to get it right. We get one take. It lasts our whole lives. We mess it up and we're dead. Nick Lang: Fuck was that great! John. Look. Can you just say that one more time for me, please? John.
John Moss: Don't eat like me, don't sit like me, and do not smoke like me! I'm trying to quit, anyway. Nick Lang: Me too. John Moss: And don't quit like me, either!
Bonnie: You look like Nick Lang Nick Lang: Really? Do you like Nick Lang? Bonnie: I used to when I was little. Now I like Mel Gibson. John Moss: I love him, I love Mel Gibson!
Nick Lang: Hey, look at this. They got my billboard across the street. John Moss: Good, you'll be sleeping close to the one you love.
John Moss: This whole movie is stuff that I said to him! The little son of a bitch stole my life! Captain Brix: Would you shut up, Moss? We're trying to watch the end credits. John Moss: You know, he's a lot shorter in real life, okay?
Nick Lang: Somebody call a cop! Nick Lang: I mean another cop... besides me!
Nick Lang: When are you going to get me something with a little relevance, a little social conscience, something that doesn't have a goddamn Roman numeral in the title? You ever hear of "Hamlet III," "Midsummer Night's IV"? Angie: They made "Henry V"! It won awards for that little Scottish guy!
Operator: 9-1-1 Emergency. Party Crasher: Hello there! It's me - again! Well, what can I say? I'm about to crash another party.
John Moss: No one since my divorce even stuck around for a second date. They say they don't like me being a cop, or I don't know, maybe its something about my personality- John Moss: HEY, UP YOURS, ASSHOLE! What do you think?
John Moss: C'mon where are you staying? the Plaza... the Regiun... c'mon where? Nick Lang: I'm staying with you. John Moss: Maybe when my asshole learns to chew gum.
Nick Lang: I can't believe he'd just kill in broad daylight like that. John Moss: Maybe he's a big ham bone like you and he craves the attention. Nick Lang: Hey, John, you know what a big ham bone like me hates more than anything else in the world? John Moss: Oh, yeah? What's that? Nick Lang: A bad review. John Moss: Hey, Frank! Frank! You want an interview? You got it!
John Moss: Listen, you little cockroach! I got yanked off a case so you can get wanked off being a cop groupie and now what? You wanna live in my house? I got a job to do and I'm gonna do it and I don't have time for anybody in my house, in my car, or in my life who isn't a: a cop or b: The Party Crasher. You got it? Nick Lang: So that's what this is all about, isn't it? You're still after this guy.
John Moss: Shit, I don't like it. I don't like you being here, I don't like playing wet nurse. But if you're alone, you got a right to defend yourself. John Moss: Loaded. John Moss: That is the trigger. John Moss: *Do-not-move-from-this-car*! You sit here, you watch that door! If he comes out, you tell me which way he went, period! That gun is only for emergencies, got it? You got it? Nick Lang: I got it, I got it. It's for emergencies only.
