I am Groot.
出自電影《星際異攻隊》 的經典對白。
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Gamora: I am going to die surrounded by the biggest idiots in the galaxy.
Gamora: I know who you are, Peter Quill, and I am not some starry-eyed waif here to succumb to your... your pelvic sorcery!
Gamora: I have lived most of my life surrounded by my enemies. I would be grateful to die surrounded by my friends.
Rocket Raccoon: Quit smiling, ya idiot, you're supposed to be professional.
Meredith Quill: Dear Peter: I know this will be hard for you, but I'm going somewhere good and nice. But know this: I will always be with you, my angel from heaven, my prince... my Star-Lord.
Rocket Raccoon: We're the fricking Guardians of the Galaxy!
Rocket Raccoon: Look at this thing. It thinks it's so cool. It's not cool to ask for help! Walk by yourself, you little gargoyle!
Rocket Raccoon: Where's your wife, you old codger?
Denarian Saal: I can't believe I'm taking orders from a hamster.
Peter Quill: You're a good looking girl. You should try to be more nice to people.
Drax the Destroyer: Spare me your foul gaze woman!
Peter Quill: I come from Earth, a planet of outlaws. My name is Peter Quill. There's one other name you may know me by. Star-Lord.
Howard the Duck: Why'd ya have it lick you like that? Gross!
Peter Quill: I was only a kid when I left Earth, and I had no idea what the universe had in store for me.
Rocket Raccoon: YOU'RE... MAKING... ME... BEAT... UP... GRASS!
Nova Prime Rael: Are you telling me that the fate of thirty million inhabitants is in the hands of these criminals?
Rhomann Dey: Rocket: wanted on over 50 charges of vehicular theft and escape from custody.
Gamora: Whatever nightmares the future holds are but dreams compared to what's behind me.
Rocket Raccoon: Can you believe they call us criminals when he's assaulting us with that haircut?
Rhomann Dey: Gamora: soldier, assassin, wanted on over a dozen counts of murder.
Ronan: Xandar, you stand accused! Your wretched peace treaty will not save you now. It is the tinder on which you burn.
Do you got any other cute little buggers like this one? I like to stick 'em all in a row on my control console.
Yondu Udonta: I may be as pretty as an angel, but I sure as hell ain't one.
Yondu Udonta: Remember, boy. At the end of all this, I get the stone. You cross me, we kill you all.
Gamora: This was my opportunity to get away from Thanos.
Drax the Destroyer: Let us put more of this liquid into our bodies.
Grandpa: Peter. Your momma wants to speak with you. Come on, Pete, take these fool things off.
Drax the Destroyer: Cease your yammering and relieve us from this arson confinement.
Rocket Raccoon: They crumpled my pants up into a ball. That's rude! They folded yours.
I look around at us and you know what I see? Losers.
I have lived most my life surrounded by my enemies. I will be grateful to die among my friends.
I am Groot.
Gamora: I am going to die surrounded by the biggest idiots in the galaxy.
Gamora: I know who you are, Peter Quill, and I am not some starry-eyed waif here to succumb to your... your pelvic sorcery!
Gamora: I have lived most of my life surrounded by my enemies. I would be grateful to die surrounded by my friends.
Rocket Raccoon: Quit smiling, ya idiot, you're supposed to be professional.
Meredith Quill: Dear Peter: I know this will be hard for you, but I'm going somewhere good and nice. But know this: I will always be with you, my angel from heaven, my prince... my Star-Lord.
Rocket Raccoon: We're the fricking Guardians of the Galaxy!
Peter Quill: You're a good looking girl. You should try to be more nice to people.
Denarian Saal: I can't believe I'm taking orders from a hamster.
Rocket Raccoon: Quit smiling, ya idiot, you're supposed to be professional.
Meredith Quill: Dear Peter: I know this will be hard for you, but I'm going somewhere good and nice. But know this: I will always be with you, my angel from heaven, my prince... my Star-Lord.
Rocket Raccoon: Look at this thing. It thinks it's so cool. It's not cool to ask for help! Walk by yourself, you little gargoyle!
Peter Quill: You're a good looking girl. You should try to be more nice to people.
Rocket Raccoon: But Quill, beating Ronan... it can't be done. You're asking us to die. Peter Quill: Yeah... I guess I am. Gamora: Quill, I have lived most of my life surrounded my enemies. I will be grateful to die among my friends. Drax the Destroyer: You're an honorable man, Quill. I will fight beside you. And in the end, I will see my wife and daughter. Groot: I am Groot. Rocket Raccoon: Aww, what the hell, I don't got that long a lifespan anyway... Rocket Raccoon: Well now I'm standing. Happy? We're all standing now. Bunch of jackasses, standing in a circle.
Groot: I am Groot. Peter Quill: Well that's just as fascinating as the first 89 times you told me that. What is wrong with Giving Tree here? Rocket Raccoon: Well he don't know talkin' good like me and you, so his vocabulistics is limited to "I" and "am" and "Groot," exclusively in that order. Peter Quill: Well I tell you what, that's gonna wear real thin, real fast, bud.
Peter Quill: Yeah, I'll have to agree with the walking thesaurus on that one. Drax the Destroyer: DO NOT ever call me a thesaurus. Peter Quill: It's just a metaphor, dude. Rocket Raccoon: His people are completely literal. Metaphors go over his head. Drax the Destroyer: *Nothing* goes over my head...! My reflexes are too fast, I would catch it.
Rocket Raccoon: That's for if things get really hardcore. Or if you wanna blow up moons. Gamora: No one's blowing up moons. Rocket Raccoon: You just wanna suck the joy out of everything.
Peter Quill: When I look around, you know what I see? Losers. Peter Quill: I mean like, folks who have lost stuff. And we have, man, we have, all of us. Homes, and our families, normal lives. And you think life takes more than it gives, but not today. Today it's giving us something. It is giving us a chance. Rocket Raccoon: To do what? Peter Quill: To give a shit. And I am not gonna stand by and watch as billions of lives are being wiped out.
Gamora: I'm a warrior, an assassin. I don't dance. Peter Quill: Really? Well, on my planet, we have a legend about people like you. It's called Footloose. And in it, a great hero, named Kevin Bacon, teaches an entire city full of people with sticks up their butts that, dancing, well, is the greatest thing there is. Gamora: ...Who put the sticks up their butts?
Groot: I am Groot. Rocket Raccoon: Asleep for the danger, awake for the money, as per frickin' usual.
Rocket Raccoon: What did the galaxy ever do for you? Why would you want to save it? Peter Quill: Because I'm one of the idiots who lives in it!
Gamora: Peter, take my hand! Ronan: You're mortal! How... Peter Quill: You said it yourself, bitch. We're the Guardians of the Galaxy.
Rhomann Dey: Peter Jason Quill. He's also known as Star-Lord. Nova Corps Officer: Who calls him that? Rhomann Dey: Himself, mostly. Wanted mostly on charges of minor assault, public intoxication and fraud... Peter Quill: Oh, I'm sorry. I don't know how this machine works...
Ronan: Citizens of Xandar, behold your guardians of the galaxy! What fruit have they wrought? Peter Quill: Ooh, child, things are gonna get easier. Ooh child, things will get brighter. You listen to these words. Ooh child, things are gonna get easier. Ooh child things'll get brighter. Then bring it down hard! Someday... Ronan: What are you doing? Peter Quill: Dance-off, bro. Me and you. Peter Quill: Gamora. Peter Quill: Subtle, taking it back. Ronan: What are you doing? Peter Quill: I'm distracting you, you big turd blossom!
Gamora: You don't get opinions after that nonsense you pulled on Knowhere. Drax the Destroyer: I just saved Quill! Peter Quill: We've already established that blowing up the ship I'm on isn't saving me. Drax the Destroyer: When did we establish that? Peter Quill: Like three seconds ago! Drax the Destroyer: Well I wasn't listening then, I was thinking about something else. Rocket Raccoon: She's right; you don't get opinions.
Drax the Destroyer: This vermin speaks of affairs he knows nothing about! Rocket Raccoon: That is true! Drax the Destroyer: He has no respect! Rocket Raccoon: That is also true! Keep callin' me vermin tough guy, you just want to laugh at me like everyone else! Peter Quill: Rocket, you're drunk, all right? No one's laughing at you. Rocket Raccoon: He thinks I'm some stupid thing! He does! Rocket Raccoon: Well, I didn't ask to get made! I didn't ask to be torn apart and put back together over and over and turned into some little monster! Peter Quill: Rocket, no one's calling you a monster... Rocket Raccoon: He called me vermin! She called me rodent! Let's see if you can laugh after five or six good shots in your freakin' face! Peter Quill: No no no! Four billion units! Rocket, come on man, suck it up for one more lousy night and we're rich. Rocket Raccoon: Fine, but I can't promise when all of this is over I'm not going to kill every last one of you jerks. Peter Quill: See, this is exactly why none of you have any friends!
Nebula: Gamora, you've always been weak! You stupid, traitorous... Drax the Destroyer: No one talks to my friends like that.
Gamora: You should have learned. Peter Quill: I don't learn. One of my issues.
Nova Prime Rael: The fate of 12 billion people is in your hands. Peter Quill: Hold on a second, you're being serious right now?
