Gargamel: What manner of freakish hell is this?
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Gargamel: What manner of freakish hell is this?
Gargamel: I am but a simple wizard with a simple desire: limitless power and world adulation! So why does it have to be so hard?
Papa: I'm 546 years old... I'm getting too old for this.
Smurfette: OH! So that's where all the unicorns went...
Smurfette: You smurfed with the wrong girl!
Gargamel: Ye gods, Azrael! You're a boy?
Smurfette: I kissed a Smurf, and liked it?
Jokey: What do you get when you cross a Smurf with a cow? Blue cheese!
Smurfette: I never had a girlfriend before. I'll never forget you.
Gutsy: I'll not soon forget this place. Especially not with these!
Smurfette: Hey guys! How do you like my new dress?
Smurfette: I can have more than one kind of dress? What?
Grouchy: Don't get your petals in a twist.
Grouchy: I'm tired of the whole dating game! Just say who you are, and be who you say, right?
Grouchy: You have our Papa. Prepare to get smurfed!
Gutsy: You've had that coming to you for over thirty years!
Grouchy: YUCK! Smurf droppings! These are disgusting... ly tasty!
Gargamel: Must... have... SMURFS!
Gargamel: What manner of freakish hell is this?
Gargamel: So long, scallywags!
Azrael: Are you dead?
Gargamel: I am but a simple wizard with a simple desire: limitless power and world adulation! So why does it have to be so hard?
Papa: I'm 546 years old... I'm getting too old for this.
Smurfette: OH! So that's where all the unicorns went...
Smurfette: You smurfed with the wrong girl!
Gargamel: Ye gods, Azrael! You're a boy?
Smurfette: Oh... my... Smurf.
Smurfette: I kissed a Smurf, and liked it?
Jokey: What do you get when you cross a Smurf with a cow? Blue cheese!
Smurfette: I never had a girlfriend before. I'll never forget you.
Gutsy: I'll not soon forget this place. Especially not with these!
Smurfette: Hey guys! How do you like my new dress?
Smurfette: I can have more than one kind of dress? What?
Gargamel: Daddy is HOME!
Grouchy: Don't get your petals in a twist.
Grouchy: I'm tired of the whole dating game! Just say who you are, and be who you say, right?
Vanity: I'm too beautiful to die!
Grouchy: You have our Papa. Prepare to get smurfed!
Papa: GARGAMEL!
Gutsy: You've had that coming to you for over thirty years!
Gargamel: What manner of freakish hell is this?
Smurfette: OH! So that's where all the unicorns went...
Smurfette: You smurfed with the wrong girl!
Smurfette: I never had a girlfriend before. I'll never forget you.
Gutsy: I'll not soon forget this place. Especially not with these!
Smurfette: I can have more than one kind of dress? What?
Grouchy: You have our Papa. Prepare to get smurfed!
Gutsy: You've had that coming to you for over thirty years!
Gargamel: I am not obsessed with Smurfs, thank you. I simply can't stop thinking about the miserable beasts every single minute of every single day!... Azrael: Meow! Gargamel: But I need them! It's only by capturing the little wretches and extracting their happy blue essence that my magic will finally become... not infallible... Azrael: Meow! Gargamel: INVINCIBLE, yes, thank you! I shall become the most powerful wizard in all of the world! Gargamel: Yeah, but you're milking it, don't milk it.
Gargamel: La la lala lala, sing a happy song! La la lala lala, this is so wrong! "Oh, I'm Papa Smurf. I'm the head of a small group of blue people, and live in the forest with 99 sons and one daughter! Nothing weird about that, no no, totally normal!" "And I'm Smurfette! And I think I'm so pretty! And I betrayed Gargamel, and I don't even care! And everything is just sunshine and rainbows!"... But all of that is about to change! Gargamel: Ahem. I said, "But all of that is about to change!" Azreal, that's your cue!
Gargamel: I see no transformation. Your potion has no power. She's still an eye-offending dogfish if you ask me. Odile: This is my mother who you speaking of! Gargamel: I'm so sorry, I didn't realize. How sad for you in thirty years.
Patrick Winslow: SMURF, SMURF, SMURFETY, SMURF! Gutsy: There is no call for that sort of language, laddie!
Gargamel: Oh. Yes. It's a bit small, but it should do nicely! Oh, it's even got its own cauldron. Gargamel: What died in here?... OPEN! OPEN! OPEN! OPEN! OPEN! OPPEEENNNN! Gargamel: Somebody's been working in dark and terrible magic in there...!
Grouchy: Where the Smurf are we? Gutsy: Up the smurfin' creek without a paddle, that's where!
Grouchy: I hated it... so much less than I expected. Patrick Winslow: Bye, Grouchy. Grouchy: Don't get me wrong, I still hate it here!
Papa: Here, come sit on Papa's lap! Patrick Winslow: Uh... Papa: Oh, yeah. Right. Scratch that. Patrick Winslow: Yeah, probably not the best idea...
Grouchy: YUCK! Smurf droppings! These are disgusting... ly tasty!
