Dwight Stifler: All right bitch tits. I got a little surprise for you fuckers! Just a little pharmaceutical delight for later.
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Dwight Stifler: Nobody starts this Naked Mile without me!
Brandy: You never know, that virgin thing it could totally change by the end of the weekend.
Brandy: You know, any other frat asshole would have bite my head off, right now, if I spelled a drink of them.
Dwight Stifler: That's what I'm talking about! Let those cocks free!
Cooze: See you next year, college pussy!
Cooze: Did I do too much nitrous? A midget fraternity?
Dwight Stifler: All right bitch tits. I got a little surprise for you fuckers! Just a little pharmaceutical delight for later.
Dwight Stifler: I'm adrift in a sea of boobies and my balls are scraping on the pavement!
Dwight Stifler: What is this? Enter the Midget?
Rock: You're still my BITCH, Stifler!
Brooke: Tracy, men are like dogs. They run around and hump everything they see. Now, go and get your dog back on its leash.
Brooke: Tracy, men are like dogs. They run around and hump everything they see. Now, go and get your dog back on its leash.
Dwight Stifler: Nobody starts this Naked Mile without me!
Brandy: You never know, that virgin thing it could totally change by the end of the weekend.
Brandy: You know, any other frat asshole would have bite my head off, right now, if I spelled a drink of them.
Dwight Stifler: That's what I'm talking about! Let those cocks free!
Cooze: See you next year, college pussy!
Cooze: Did I do too much nitrous? A midget fraternity?
Dwight Stifler: All right bitch tits. I got a little surprise for you fuckers! Just a little pharmaceutical delight for later.
Dwight Stifler: I'm adrift in a sea of boobies and my balls are scraping on the pavement!
Dwight Stifler: What is this? Enter the Midget?
Rock: You're still my BITCH, Stifler!
Rock: It's Little Person, fucknut!
Dwight Stifler: All right bitch tits. I got a little surprise for you fuckers! Just a little pharmaceutical delight for later.
Dwight Stifler: What is this? Enter the Midget?
Rock: You're still my BITCH, Stifler!
Tracy: You took a crap in my dryer! Erik Stifler: Your dad scared the shit out of me!
Erik Stifler: Look, I'm sorry about my Dad giving you that wedgie in front of everybody. Mr. Levenstein: Well, your Dad has been doing that to me since we were kids, and strangely enough, I enjoy it.
Erik Stifler: I'm a virgin. Mr. Levenstein: Ok, can I stop you there? You're a Stifler AND a virgin?
Mr. Stifler: Stifflers do not fake being sick to sit a home and pull dick. We cut class to get ass! Erik Stifler: Yes, I know. That saying is on the family crest.
Erik Stifler: Are you sure you want to do this, because I doubt I will be very good. Brandy: Don't worry. I know how to handle guys like you. Erik Stifler: Guys like me? Brandy: Virgins? I can take care of virgins. Erik Stifler: You mean I'm not your first virgin? Brandy: I have a bit of a confession... Some girls like blondes, some like muscles, I like virgins! Brandy: Are you ready for a special night?
Erik Stifler: I swear to God I was through the street with nylons on my head and a condom still on. Erik Stifler: I can't believe I just told you that story. Brandy: I think it's great! Brandy: I mean, look at it this way, you'll never forget your first time.
Jill: Are you sure you are up for this after that little incident downstairs? Cooze: They don't call me "Everhart" because I only got one bullet in the chamber!
Brandy: Are you alright? Erik Stifler: I'm fine. Brandy: C'mon sweetie! Lets finish this thing!
Erik Stifler: I haven't seen you since my parent's New Year's party. Mr. Levenstein: Well, your parents really, really know how to ring in the New Year!
Brooke: I'm telling you, his dick was this big. Natalie: How about Erik? I bet he has a big one. Brooke: Well, Tracy wouldn't know. Tracy: Whatever. Brooke: I guess it's pretty hard to figure out dick size from dry humping. Natalie: Brooke, that's mean. Tracy: Just because I don't have a catalog of the school's dick sizes, like you, doesn't mean I don't know a thing or two.
Bull: Stifler! We got a serious problem, man. Mike and the guys just got arrested trying to steal a monkey from the zoo. Dwight Stifler: So what's the problem? Just take the money from my bail fund. Bull: They're almost half of our football team. We gotta put a team on the field, man, or we are done. Erik Stifler: Why? Bull: Cause we are already on probation. We got to participate in every intermural event or we are kicked off campus, man. We are four guys short. Ryan: I play football. Cooze: I played freshman year. Bull: What about you? Erik Stifler: A little nerf here and there. Bull: Good enough. Bull: Stifler? Dwight Stifler: Mmm? Bull: Can you play? Dwight Stifler: Don't ever ask if Stifler can play!
Dwight Stifler: How you feeling that strech? A little dizzy? Cause guess what? Stifler can drink this shit ALL day long. Drinking Contestant: Drinking Contestant: yeaaahhh! Dwight Stifler: You got steel nuts my man, I'll give you that, but you no match for the stif-man.
Alexis: You know I don't usually go for the Surburban Jock, Abercrombie Clones. Ryan: I tend to have that effect on Pacifist, Vegan Bisexuals.
Rock: How are you feelin', Stifler? Dwight Stifler: Beyond six months, Frodo, how about you?
Ryan: I can't believe we lost to midgets. Dwight Stifler: Don't let those oompa-loompa bastards get to you. Right now we have more important matters to tend to, gentlemen!
Cooze: Just think next year i'll be going here. Ryan: Yea thanks to daddy and his alumni connections. Cooze: Hey fuck off i told you i got in because of my SAT scores. Ryan: You scored 5 points over being legally retarded.
Cooze: They don't call me everhard cause I only got one bullet in the chamber! But just to be sure Jill: Are you sure you should taking more of that? Cooze: More? I didn't take it the first time. Jill: We're going to have a good time tonight. Now, get your worthless ass on the bed! You peasant. Cooze: Excuse me? Jill: I said, "get on the bed, you worthless peasant!"
Dwight Stifler: Better get back to Oz before you get your ass stomped, Toto. Rock: Toto was the dog, you fucking idiot!
