John Cleese: You're all creaming your jeans to find ways to rub shoulders with us now.
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John Cleese: You're all creaming your jeans to find ways to rub shoulders with us now.
Eric Idle: Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis.
John Cleese: The great thing about being around Graham was that he adored bad taste.
John Cleese: You're all creaming your jeans to find ways to rub shoulders with us now.
Eric Idle: Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis.
John Cleese: The great thing about being around Graham was that he adored bad taste.
Robert Klein: Why did you decide to do TV episodes in German? John Cleese: What an asinine question. Could we please get to the clip? I need to use the restroom. Eric Idle: Yes, and I would like some Chinese take out - and Spam. Michael Palin: I can kill a bat with an egg spoon.
John Cleese: I hid in his room once. We got in from filming in Jersey and I was in the first car and they gave the key and I went up and I said it wasn't for my room it was for Michael's which was next door. So unlocked his door and I got the key and I thought I could take advantage of this so I went into his room and put the lights on and took a look around and there was a dressing table in the corner. So I got behind it and um, having turned the lights off, Michael came in... Michael Palin: As it was my room. You know, there was nothing kinky about that. It was MY room. John Cleese: And he wandered over to the dresser and started doing the John Cleese: I could have reached over and touched him there. But he never saw me and he went over and started brushing his teeth, then he started taking his clothes off and he put his pajamas on, he got into bed put his glasses on got his book and started to read. And then I realized that the joke was on me! I didn't know what to do so I sat there for about five minutes and then I just got up and said, "I'm awfully sorry Michael but I have to go." Michael Palin: I remember what happened then, Carol shouted, "Get Out!"
John Cleese: Someone shouted out Python and then someone else shouted out Monty which made us all laugh because Monty to us means Lord Montgomery, our general from the second world war. Terry Jones: Oh I see! Michael Palin: I thought it was Monty Sunshine the jazz player. Terry Jones: Yes, Monty Sunshine the jazz clarinetist.
Michael Palin: We did a sketch about the Sunrise Cruise Competition in which someone gave their hobbies - they were asked about hobbies. And he said, "Strangling animals, golf, and masturbating." Terrific roar of laughter from the audience. And the BBC came to us and they - the head of the BBC had a look at this and he said, "You cannot have masturbating. We cannot put masturbating on television." And we fought them. We went to have this wonderful meeting at the BBC, the six of us sitting around, with Graham, trying to reason with Duncan Wood, his name was, about the word - using the word 'masturbating' Terry Jones: "What's wrong with masturbating? I mean, you masturbate, don't you Duncan?" "Well, um..." Michael Palin: Behind his desk and all that. Anyway, in the end, they - they - they won. We had to cut out 'masturbating'. So, out came the sketch and he says, "Strangling animals, golf" pause - huge laugh. Enormous laugh for the word golf. I mean, it was ridiculous... Terry Jones: What was his thought that strangling animals is all right, but masturbating isn't?
John Cleese: Comedy is incredibly brittle - and if something goes wrong with the atmosphere, you're dead.
Eric Idle: Once a philosopher, twice a pervert, isn't it?
