Quiz Kid Donnie Smith: Have you ever been struck by lightning? It hurts.
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Jimmy Gator: The book says, "We might be through with the past, but the past ain't through with us."
Stanley Spector: This happens. This is something that happens.
Frank T.J. Mackey: I will drop-kick those fuckin' dogs if they come near me.
Claudia Wilson Gator: Now that I've met you, would you object to never seeing me again?
Dixon: When the sunshine don't work, the good Lord bring the rain in.
Thurston Howell: It's dangerous to confuse children with angels.
Stanley Spector: Dad? You need to be nicer to me.
Jim Kurring: Sometimes people need a little help. Sometimes people need to be forgiven. And sometimes they need to go to jail.
Phil Parma: Why are frogs falling from the sky?
Earl Partridge: This fucking life... it's so fucking hard, so long! Life ain't short, it's long, it's long, God damn it!
Frank T.J. Mackey: I'll tell you what I want you to do, Janet! I want you to do your fucking job!
Aimee Mann: It's not going to stop until you wise up.
Frank T.J. Mackey: In this life, it's not what you hope for, it's not what you deserve - it's what you take!
Quiz Kid Donnie Smith: What am I doing? What the fuck am I doing?
Burt Ramsey: We met upon the level, and we're parting on the square.
Avi Solomon: Donnie, you got struck by lightning last summer you were on vacation in Tahoe, I don't think braces is a good idea.
Rick Spector: Let's make some fuckin' money, folks.
Aimee Mann: Save me from the ranks of the freaks who suspect that they'll never love anyone.
Frank T.J. Mackey: Respect the Cock. Tame the Cunt
Earl Partridge: What did I do? What did I do? What did I do? Phil, help me, what did I do?
Quiz Kid Donnie Smith: Have you ever been struck by lightning? It hurts.
Rick Spector: No, you have to be Subtly Abusive, so they don't know what's going on.
Jimmy Gator: The Categories are: Chaos or Superstring, Authors and Rub-a-dub!
Rick Spector: I don't know where he gets it! He's a Goddamn Genius, really...
Stanley Spector: Dad, you have to be nicer to me.
Jimmy Gator: The book says, "We might be through with the past, but the past ain't through with us."
Stanley Spector: This happens. This is something that happens.
Frank T.J. Mackey: I will drop-kick those fuckin' dogs if they come near me.
Claudia Wilson Gator: Now that I've met you, would you object to never seeing me again?
Dixon: When the sunshine don't work, the good Lord bring the rain in.
Thurston Howell: It's dangerous to confuse children with angels.
Stanley Spector: Dad? You need to be nicer to me.
Jim Kurring: Sometimes people need a little help. Sometimes people need to be forgiven. And sometimes they need to go to jail.
Phil Parma: Why are frogs falling from the sky?
Earl Partridge: This fucking life... it's so fucking hard, so long! Life ain't short, it's long, it's long, God damn it!
Frank T.J. Mackey: I'll tell you what I want you to do, Janet! I want you to do your fucking job!
Aimee Mann: It's not going to stop until you wise up.
Frank T.J. Mackey: In this life, it's not what you hope for, it's not what you deserve - it's what you take!
Frank T.J. Mackey: Respect the Cock. Tame the Cunt
Quiz Kid Donnie Smith: What am I doing? What the fuck am I doing?
Gwenovier: Come on, Frank. What are you doing? Frank T.J. Mackey: What am I doing? I'm quietly judging you.
Quiz Kid Donnie Smith: I'm sick and I'm in love. Thurston Howell: You seem the sort of person who confuses the two. Quiz Kid Donnie Smith: That's right. That's the first time you've been right. I confuse the two and I don't care.
Quiz Kid Donnie Smith: Want to know the common element for the entire group?... I'll tell you the answer: I'll tell you, 'cause I had that one. I had that question... Carbon. Carbon. In pencil lead, it's in the form of graphite and in coal, it's mixed up with other impurities and in the diamond it's in hard form. Quiz Kid Donnie Smith: "Well... all we were asking was the common element, Donnie... but thank you for all that unnecessary knowledge... haha, kids! Heads so full of useless knowledge. Thank you. Thank you." And the book says: "We may be through with the past... but the past is not through with us!" Quiz Kid Donnie Smith: And... no, it is not dangerous to confuse children with angels!
Quiz Kid Donnie Smith: I'm sick... I'm sick here now. I confuse melancholy with depression sometimes. You see? Thurston Howell: Why don't you run along now, friend? Your dessert is getting cold. Quiz Kid Donnie Smith: I'm sick. Thurston Howell: Stay that way. Quiz Kid Donnie Smith: I'm sick, and I'm in love. Thurston Howell: You seem the sort of person who confuses the two. Quiz Kid Donnie Smith: That's right! That's the first time you've been right. I confuse the two, and I don't care! Quiz Kid Donnie Smith: I love you. I love you, and I'm sick. I'll talk to you - I'll talk to you tomorrow. I'm getting corrective oral surgery tomorrow... for my teeth. I love you, Brad. Brad the bartender. You want to love me back? I'll be good to you. I'll be goddamn good for you. I won't be mad if you don't know who said what. I won't punish you if you get the answer wrong. I can teach you, and tell you... Thurston Howell: Brad, you have a special secret crush over there, I think. Don't treat him too lovely. He might get hurt... Quiz Kid Donnie Smith: - You, shut up! Mind your own business! Thurston Howell: Gently, son! Quiz Kid Donnie Smith: Brad, I know you don't love me now. Thurston Howell: It's a dangerous thing to confuse children with angels.
Quiz Kid Donnie Smith: You look like you have money in your pocket. Thurston Howell: Maybe I'm just happy to see my friend Brad there. Quiz Kid Donnie Smith: Just throw some money around. Money, money, money. Thurston Howell: This sounds threatening. Quiz Kid Donnie Smith: Do you have love in your heart? Thurston Howell: I have love all over. I even have love for you, friend. Quiz Kid Donnie Smith: Is it real love? The kind of love that makes you feel... that intangible joy in the pit of your stomach... like a bucket of acid and nerves running around... making you hurt and happy and all over... You're head over heels? Thurston Howell: You lost me with the last couple of cocktail words spoken my boy... but I believe it's that sort of love. Sounds nice to me. Quiz Kid Donnie Smith: I have love. Thurston Howell: A very chatty kind, indeed you do. Quiz Kid Donnie Smith: No, I mean I'm telling you - I have love. Thurston Howell: Yes, and I'm listening avidly, fella. Quiz Kid Donnie Smith: My name is Donnie Smith, and I have lots of love to give.
Jim Kurring: Oh, Lord, why is this happening to me? God, please help me figure this out. I'm lost out here! I don't understand why it's happening. God, please, God! Jim Kurring: Whatever it is I did, I'm going to fix it. I'm going to do the right thing. Please, help me find the gun! I...
Burt Ramsey: You with me, Jimmy? Jimmy Gator: The book says, "We might be through with the past, but the past ain't through with us."
