Samuel Clemens: We are never gonna catch 'em by followin' the river. We're tortoises... and that hare ain't gettin' any slower.
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Richard Burton: I think the fox has outfoxed the hounds.
Samuel Clemens: And as to whether or not we can trust you, Mr. Ellman, I suppose we shall see... directly.
Youseff Mbaye: Allah gave me a second life. What is the point of living it the same as the first?
Samuel Clemens: We are never gonna catch 'em by followin' the river. We're tortoises... and that hare ain't gettin' any slower.
Francisco Pizarro: Never trust a man who eats blood pudding.
Tomoe Gozen: The road we walk was built with the stones that scar our feet.
Samuel Clemens: The only real enemy in this life is despair, my friend.
Richard Burton: Destroying the world as we know it works up quite an appetite.
Matt Ellman: I've got an idea, why don't you and the rest of the Blue Man Group just kill each other and leave the rest of us the hell alone?
Richard Burton: I think the fox has outfoxed the hounds.
Samuel Clemens: And as to whether or not we can trust you, Mr. Ellman, I suppose we shall see... directly.
Youseff Mbaye: Allah gave me a second life. What is the point of living it the same as the first?
Francisco Pizarro: I am not that easy to kill. Samuel Clemens: Sure you are. Francisco Pizarro: Clemens. Samuel Clemens: Hello, Francisco Francisco Pizarro: Coward! In the back? Samuel Clemens: I find if you must shoot a dangerous animal, it's best to do it from behind and at a considerable distance. Samuel Clemens: Strange. I thought I'd enjoy that.
Samuel Clemens: We are never gonna catch 'em by followin' the river. We're tortoises... and that hare ain't gettin' any slower.
Francisco Pizarro: Never trust a man who eats blood pudding.
Tomoe Gozen: The road we walk was built with the stones that scar our feet.
Allegra Braccioforte de Venezia: Does it involve adventure? Richard Burton: If you call Armageddon a lark.
Samuel Clemens: The only real enemy in this life is despair, my friend.
Richard Burton: Destroying the world as we know it works up quite an appetite.
Allegra Braccioforte de Venezia: Show me that twisty one again! Richard Burton: No, not now. Work to do. Worlds to end.
Matt Ellman: So now, if I do this, how do I know you'll keep your end of the bargain and help me find Jessie? Allegra Braccioforte de Venezia: You don't. It's a quandary, I know, but... look at his face. Would this face lie to you? Matt Ellman: In a heartbeat. Samuel Clemens: It's true - I'm a habitual mendicant, but I pay my debts, not because I'm honest, but because I dislike intensely being obliged to another man. So, if you give me your assistance you will have my help in my return. Measure for measure.
Allegra Braccioforte de Venezia: Start the engines and get us out of here. Samuel Clemens: Not yet. We have an agreement with Mr. Ellman. Allegra Braccioforte de Venezia: You really meant all that? I thought you had more sense. Samuel Clemens: Sometimes I don't know why I tolerate you. Allegra Braccioforte de Venezia: Well, we know it's not for my cooking.
Hal Douglas: Do people actually do this for fun? Samuel Clemens: Well, it is an unassailable fact that, as a recreational activity, mountain-climbing appears chiefly to lunatics, suicides, and the British. Simon Porter: Like rugby. Samuel Clemens: Are you trying to upstage me, Mr. Porter? Simon Porter: Not likely, Mark Twain. Youseff Mbaye: Do you want to stand here talking all day, or do you want to climb a mountain? Samuel Clemens: You know, Sergeant Mbaye, if I ever novelize our adventures, you will be facing a considerable rewrite.
Amalie Fabarge: Half twain. Samuel Clemens: Six feet! I've stepped in deeper puddles.
Richard Burton: Captain Sir Richard Francis Burton. My friends call me "Dick." Samuel Clemens: Burton? The explorer? You know, I read one of your books. It was amateurish, unnecessarily crude and pathetically self-congratulatory. Richard Burton: Mr. Clemens. You know, I'm confused. Are you talking about my work, or yours?
Richard Burton: Now, Mr. Clemens, if you'll set down your weapon, we can discuss the terms of your surrender. Samuel Clemens: "Surrender" is not in my vast vocabulary. Richard Burton: How about "bollocks?" Is that in your vast vocabulary?
Amalie Fabarge: When I was a student, there was a boy. He didn't like the idea of women becoming engineers. So he came to my school and he shot every woman he could find. I remember, when he aimed his rifle at me, his eyes were blank. Reality didn't matter, other people's lives didn't matter, only the puppet show inside his head. You have the same eyes. Richard Burton: If you had seen what I have seen, your eyes would be dead, too.
Hal Douglas: That your friend? Matt Ellman: I hope so, I sure as hell don't want her as an enemy.
Samuel Clemens: You, sir, are a most despicable example of human kind. Richard Burton: Why, thank you. Mr Ellman, I'm disappointed, I saved your life once, where's the gratitude? Matt Ellman: I'll send flowers. Richard Burton: Roses, I find work for any occasion.
Matt Ellman: This doesn't bother you? Being used as puppets. Fighting in a war we barely understand. Tomoe Gozen: Saving the world. Stopping evil. Rescuing the woman you love. I have fought wars for less. Matt Ellman: That's the first thing I've heard in days that makes any sense.
