John McWhirter: Hey, shouldn't you be out, crackin' big stories? Carl Smythe: Shouldn't you be out crackin' open a bottle of scotch? John McWhirter: Wow, real subtle, Carl. Carl Smythe: Subtle? John McWhirter: Yeah. Carl Smythe: You sure you know what that means, John? You should look it up, it's in the dictionary, right around the word "Sober", so you may not have seen it. John McWhirter: Oh yeah, I've seen it. Yeah, it's right before 'Suck my dick'.