Micki & Maude

Rob Salinger: What am I supposed to say? "Micki, a decade is a long time to be intimate with another human being, but I'm..." Leo Brody: A little stiff. A little stiff, Rob. How about "Dear..."? Rob Salinger: Dear? What do you mean "dear"? I don't call her "dear", she's a lawyer. Leo Brody: Oh... "Councilor"? I'm just not good enough for you. Rob Salinger: Oh! Common, Leo... Jesus! Wait a minute. Uhm... Oh! Common, Leo... Jesus! Wait a minute. Uhm... "Sometimes in a relationship, uhm... Sometimes in a relationship things happen that neither party anticipates." Leo Brody: Yeah, you've got the punch, now you need the pillow. Rob Salinger: What do you mean? Leo Brody: You'll gonna knock her out with this news, you need a pillow for her to land on. Rob Salinger: Yeah, I suppose... Leo Brody: "Micki, I love you. I'll always love you." Rob Salinger: Yeah. Leo Brody: Uhm... "These years with you, I've seen you blossom from a young girl into a mature woman." Rob Salinger: No, no, no. I mean, she was always a mature woman, even at 25. Leo Brody: All right, you like the part "Micki, I love you. I'll always love you", like that, right? Rob Salinger: Look, Leo. It's all right, but it's not exp... Leo Brody: Well, "Micki, I love you. I'll always love you..." Rob Salinger: "And... and... I'm..." Leo Brody: "... and I've knocked up a girl, I'm gonna marry and I want a divorce." Rob Salinger: Great, where's the pillow? Leo Brody: "We'd like to name the baby after you."