Maude Salinger: I'm fine, except for some incredibly painful spasms which let me know that there IS a God, and He's a sexist pig!
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Maude Salinger: I'm fine, except for some incredibly painful spasms which let me know that there IS a God, and He's a sexist pig!
Rob Salinger: Come on, Micki, just one child. A small one.
Leo Brody: Oh, my God. You look like someone just took out all your blood and replaced it with milk.
Rob Salinger: God, I'm so hungover, my head feels like a tuning fork.
Maude Salinger: I'm fine, except for some incredibly painful spasms which let me know that there IS a God, and He's a sexist pig!
Rob Salinger: Come on, Micki, just one child. A small one.
Leo Brody: Oh, my God. You look like someone just took out all your blood and replaced it with milk.
Rob Salinger: God, I'm so hungover, my head feels like a tuning fork.
Maid of Honor: I guess I'm next. Leo Brody: Oh, I don't think he has the time.
Micki Salinger: I'll need a phone. Admissions clerk: A phone in the labor room? Micki Salinger: Yes, and I don't suppose I could have a stenographer in the labor room?
Nurse Mary Verbeck: They know. Dr. Elliot Fibel: They know what? Who? Nurse Mary Verbeck: The Salingers. They know I worship your body like a French cathedral. Dr. Elliot Fibel: I don't care who knows, Mary. You're my woman and I'm your man! Dr. Elliot Fibel: Never the less, if they can keep a secret, ha ha, so can I.
Nurse Mary Verbeck: I have some bad news, Mrs. Salinger. Dr. Fibel and I... how shall I put this. Dr. Fibel and I... Micki Salinger: It's okay, I know. Nurse Mary Verbeck: You do? Micki Salinger: Yes. Nurse Mary Verbeck: And you don't mind? Micki Salinger: Why should I mind? Nurse Mary Verbeck: Frankly, I'm shocked. Micki Salinger: What am I supposed to do cancel surgery because my doctor's having an affair with his nurse? Nurse Mary Verbeck: What? Micki Salinger: You're having an affair with Dr. Fibel. Nurse Mary Verbeck: What on earth are you talking about? I'm not that kind of woman and neither is Dr. Fibel. Rob Salinger: Micki, Micki, is everything all right in here? Micki Salinger: Oh, Rob, did you noticed that Nurse Verbeck is just a little bit menopausal?
Rob Salinger: What am I supposed to say? "Micki, a decade is a long time to be intimate with another human being, but I'm..." Leo Brody: A little stiff. A little stiff, Rob. How about "Dear..."? Rob Salinger: Dear? What do you mean "dear"? I don't call her "dear", she's a lawyer. Leo Brody: Oh... "Councilor"? I'm just not good enough for you. Rob Salinger: Oh! Common, Leo... Jesus! Wait a minute. Uhm... Oh! Common, Leo... Jesus! Wait a minute. Uhm... "Sometimes in a relationship, uhm... Sometimes in a relationship things happen that neither party anticipates." Leo Brody: Yeah, you've got the punch, now you need the pillow. Rob Salinger: What do you mean? Leo Brody: You'll gonna knock her out with this news, you need a pillow for her to land on. Rob Salinger: Yeah, I suppose... Leo Brody: "Micki, I love you. I'll always love you." Rob Salinger: Yeah. Leo Brody: Uhm... "These years with you, I've seen you blossom from a young girl into a mature woman." Rob Salinger: No, no, no. I mean, she was always a mature woman, even at 25. Leo Brody: All right, you like the part "Micki, I love you. I'll always love you", like that, right? Rob Salinger: Look, Leo. It's all right, but it's not exp... Leo Brody: Well, "Micki, I love you. I'll always love you..." Rob Salinger: "And... and... I'm..." Leo Brody: "... and I've knocked up a girl, I'm gonna marry and I want a divorce." Rob Salinger: Great, where's the pillow? Leo Brody: "We'd like to name the baby after you."
