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Sheriff: Bobby, take these forms back to the office, these release forms and get these nice people their car keys. This is all over here. This is a Federal agent here, and he just told me the whole story about the Shlytings. Mr. Coplin: Schlitinooks. Sheriff: Shitkings. Mrs. Coplin: No, Schlichtings Sheriff: Well, anyway, it's clear that we have the wrong people here. Mel: That's what I've been trying to tell this guy for the last half hour. Mrs. Coplin: Thank God for this Federal agent. And by the way, w-w-why are you not wearing pants? Agent Paul: I had an experience, that's why. Mrs. Coplin: What do you mean? Agent Paul: I resisted at first, and then it evolved and it continues to evolve for me. Mrs. Coplin: I don't know what the hell he's talking about, but I got some jewelery somewhere, if you please.