Howie: For years I thought the sun was a monster. But I am here to tell you that it's not a monster! IT'S NOT A MONSTER!
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Howie: For years I thought the sun was a monster. But I am here to tell you that it's not a monster! IT'S NOT A MONSTER!
Richie: I guess I'm no longer a virgin... to home runs, BYOTCH!
Mel: Keep it under a billion, that's all I got... on me hahaha.
Richie: Yeah, I bet you're a real good catcher... of donuts in your mouth.
Carlos: Looks like the Gus Bus is out of gas.
Richie: Are you guys ready to scr-mi-mimage?
Clark: Hold on I got a text from my mom... NO WAY we're having maccroni tonight that means garlic bread! Yes!
Richie: Wow,I always wondered who lived here, I just thought it was Clay Aiken or something.
Gus: My wife is the only one who gets to twist these man titties.
Mel: If you build it, nerds will come.
Troy: Listen, we have a game tomorrow, and there's only one field to practice on - so, beat it!
Howie: For years I thought the sun was a monster. But I am here to tell you that it's not a monster! IT'S NOT A MONSTER!
Richie: I guess I'm no longer a virgin... to home runs, BYOTCH!
Mel: Keep it under a billion, that's all I got... on me hahaha.
Richie: Yeah, I bet you're a real good catcher... of donuts in your mouth.
Carlos: Looks like the Gus Bus is out of gas.
Richie: Are you guys ready to scr-mi-mimage?
Clark: Hold on I got a text from my mom... NO WAY we're having maccroni tonight that means garlic bread! Yes!
Richie: Wow,I always wondered who lived here, I just thought it was Clay Aiken or something.
Gus: My wife is the only one who gets to twist these man titties.
Mel: If you build it, nerds will come.
Richie: He just did that steroid free! Clark: What's steroids? Richie: Something that makes your 'pee-pee' smaller. Clark: Ohh... there must be steroids in macaroni!
Gus: We've got statistics! I got 30 homeruns! Richie: I got 11 foul ticks! Clark: I got 20 eyes-closed strike outs, 5 broken windshields, and 6 dead birds! I'm freakin' awesome!
Richie: What do you think of my future wife? Old Man: I smell Cinnamon Rolls! Richie: Oh, I smell Cinnamon Rolls too.
Brad: Hey, what the... Clark? Richie? I hardly recognised you clowns without the underwear on your heads! Richie: Brad! Wow, you have really not slimmed down!
Kyle: Leave our field or you will suffer the consequences! Richie: What is this, "children of the corn"?
Brad: So I heard from Jerry you tools think you're athletes now? Richie: That's funny, I didn't know athlete had three syllables, A-tha-lete? That's ama-za-zing. Brad: You think you're hot shit 'cos you know words. Clark: Hey Brad, why don't you be a stud and point us towards the register, or... Register... er...!...
Wayne: Is that beer? Carlos: No it's Gatorade homie, get out of my way.
Carlos: Maria? Why did you leave me? Mel: Letting that 12 year old drink like that is disgusting.
Gus: Nice meeting you, Fairy Jerry. Jerry: What was that? Gus: Well, you gave Clark and Richie nicknames. I thought I'd give you one: Fairy Jerry. Jerry: Oh, really? Gus: Really. Jerry: Okay, Gus- Gus... Gus Bus! That's you, Gus Bus! Gus: Oh, that was a brutal comeback. Come on guys, let's go. I don't think I can ever get over that one. Whew!
Gus: Hey, what's going on here? How come he's playing? Wayne: Oh, ah, I couldn't play him before because he was feeling ill. Carlos: Me tummy, es sicko. Umpire: Well you got proof he's a kid? Gus: Come on! Look at his beard. He's 50. Wayne: Not according to birth certifico. Umpire: He's got documentation. Play ball!
Richie: Clark! You kissed a girl before I did? Clark: This is way better than macaroni!
Mel: Richie, do you have any kids? Richie: Never had a date. Mel: Clark? Clark: Never spoke to a girl. Mel: Gu-Gus? Gus: Ugh, My wife and I are kinda working on it.
Mel: Reggie and I met at Tuba Camp when we were kids Gus: HAHA,Reggie that was you? Reggie Jackson: What are you laughing about?I was a cute kid. Gus: Oh,uh,Yes.Like a young Denzel. Richie: I didn't know Denzel played Erkel.
Brad: You guys think you're athletes now? Richie: Haha that's funny I didn't know ath-e-letes had three syllables... thats ama-za-zaing.
Gus: I think this is a sign that you should get a car. Clark: My mom said I should hold off on getting my license for another year. Clark: She wants to make sure my reflexes are fully developed.
Richie: Wow and he did it without steroids. Clark: What's steroids? Richie: Something that makes your pee-pee smaller. Clark: There must be steroids in macaroni!
Marcus Ellwood: Do you still think I look like Yoda? Gus: No. Marcus Ellwood: But Yoda's my favorite! You're a bad, bad man!
Gus: Hey. Are you the kid who got farted on earlier? Mel: Yes. This is my son Nelson. He's become quite the fart magnet for the neighborhood bullies. Nelson: I also get a healthy smear of animal turds twice daily. Clark: When I was your age, Fairy Jerry dumped a bucket of dog poop on me. Nelson: His son just did that to me last week.
Clark: This car is so radical. Looks just like K.I.T.T. from the show Knight Rider. Mel: It is K.I.T.T. from Knight Rider. Watch this. K.I.T.T.: Allow me to introduce myself. I'm K.I.T.T. Richie: Who are you? Mel: Oh, I'm just one of those nerds who grew up... to make billions.
