Principal Gibbons: This is public school. If I can keep the girls off the pole and the boys off the pipe, I get a bonus.
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Principal Gibbons: This is public school. If I can keep the girls off the pole and the boys off the pipe, I get a bonus.
Olive Penderghast: Let me just begin by saying that there are two sides to every story. This is my side, the right one.
Dill: Where are you from originally?
Olive Penderghast: That's the beauty of being a girl in high-school: people hear you had sex once and BAM - you're a bimbo.
Rosemary: Any friend of Olive's is a friend of my daughter.
Olive Penderghast: Welcome. This is where the magic happens. And as we all know, by "magic" I mean "nothing."
Olive Penderghast: People thought I was a dirty skank? Fine. I'd be the dirtiest skank they've ever seen.
Brandon: Well, let's just say I'll be walking funny tomorrow. I'm drunk! What's up, bitches?
Woodchuck Todd: Notoriety, for whatever reason, never seems to benefit the noted, only the 'notees'.
Dill: After we watch "The Bucket List," remember to cross "watch 'The Bucket List'" off our bucket list.
Mrs. Griffith: I'm the guidance counselor. I should know all the students, especially the ones that dress like prostitutes.
Olive Penderghast: And here you all are. Waiting for me outside the bedroom door for me to kiss Todd. Listening to me pretend to have sex with Brandon. Paying me to lie for you, and calling me every name in the book. And you know what? It was just like Hester in The Scarlet Letter. Except that's the one thing movies don't tell you: how shitty it feels to be an outcast. Warranted or not.
Olive Penderghast: Her parents are the weirdest people I've ever met; and I live in *California*.
Olive Penderghast: That's the one thing that trumps religion... capitalism.
Olive Penderghast: The rumors of my promiscuity have been greatly exaggerated.
Rhiannon: Just because you lost your virginity doesn't mean you can go around throwing your CAT at everybody!
Olive Penderghast: I started piling on lie after lie. It was like setting up Jenga.
Rhiannon: Is it true you got with Brandon at Melody Dip-shit's party?
Sanjay Chandrasekhar: I thought she was going to take her clothes off! Demi Moore took her clothes off! This is bullshit!
Marianne: You've made your bed... I just hope for your sake, you've cleaned the sheets.
Micah's Mom: Who have you been sleeping with? You tell me right now or I will kill you!
Mrs. Griffith: He's not the sharpest Christian in the bible.
Principal Gibbons: This is public school. If I can keep the girls off the pole and the boys off the pipe, I get a bonus.
Olive Penderghast: Let me just begin by saying that there are two sides to every story. This is my side, the right one.
Dill: Where are you from originally?
Olive Penderghast: That's the beauty of being a girl in high-school: people hear you had sex once and BAM - you're a bimbo.
Rosemary: Any friend of Olive's is a friend of my daughter.
Olive Penderghast: People thought I was a dirty skank? Fine. I'd be the dirtiest skank they've ever seen.
Woodchuck Todd: Notoriety, for whatever reason, never seems to benefit the noted, only the 'notees'.
Olive Penderghast: Blech! Worst song ever!
Dill: Where are you from originally?
Olive Penderghast: Welcome. This is where the magic happens. And as we all know, by "magic" I mean "nothing."
Brandon: Well, let's just say I'll be walking funny tomorrow. I'm drunk! What's up, bitches?
Chip: I like the pants. Olive Penderghast: Thank you. They're Costco. You can have them when you get taller. Chip: I'm never gonna go through puberty. Rosemary: Course you will. But we're a family of late bloomers. I didn't until I was 14. Nor did Olive. Chip: Why does that matter? I'm adopted. Dill: What? Oh my God! Who told you? Guys, we were going to do this at the right time.
Brandon: Is there an Olive here? Rosemary: There's a whole jar of them in the fridge!
Nina: Perhaps you should embroider a red A on your wardrobe, you abominable tramp. Olive Penderghast: Perhaps you should GET a wardrobe, you abominable twat.
Woodchuck Todd: Screw all these people, Olive! Olive Penderghast: Haven't you heard? I already did.
Olive Penderghast: Don't you think it's a little strange that your boyfriend is 22 years old and still in high school? Marianne: Not that it's any of your busniess, trollop, but he is here by choice. Olive Penderghast: So it's his choice that he's a fourth year senior who can't pass any test he takes? Marianne: No, silly, Marianne: His. His, with a capital H. If God wanted him to graduate, then God would have given him the right answers. Olive Penderghast: I'm sorry, but you gotta be shittin' me, woman.
Olive Penderghast: Do you have a religion section? Bookstore guy: It's right over there. Can I help you with something? Olive Penderghast: The Bible. Bookstore guy: That's in bestsellers, right next to Twilight.
Rhiannon: Please tell me the rumors are true! Olive Penderghast: Yes. Yes, I am a big fat slut. Rhiannon: No, no! Not that one. The one where you got suspended for calling Nina Howell a dick and punched her in the left tit. Olive Penderghast: I worry about the way information circulates at this school.
Rosemary: Not to mention how you have been dressing these past few days. No judgment, but you kind of look like a stripper. Olive Penderghast: Mom! Dill: A high-end stripper, for governors or athletes.
Olive Penderghast: I could have chlamydia. I have been... whoring around a lot. Mrs. Griffith: No, honey. No, you haven't. Because a real whore can't even admit it to herself, let alone another person.
Dill: The family member of the week gets to pick the movie. Olive Penderghast: You get family member of the week every week. Rosemary: And there's a reason for that. Olive Penderghast: Yeah, you pick family member of the week! Rosemary: Are you accusing me of nepotism?
Brandon: Just one good, imaginary boink! Olive Penderghast: You are on crack! And not the good kind. Brandon: It doesn't have to be a boink. It could be anything - it could be an imaginary butter-bean, lemon squeeze, cowbell... Olive Penderghast: I don't know what any of that means. Brandon: Well, that's because you're a virgin.
Mr. Griffith: I don't know what your generation's fascination is with documenting your every thought... but I can assure you, they're not all diamonds. "Roman is having an OK day, and bought a Coke Zero at the gas station. Raise the roof." Who gives a rat's ass? Olive Penderghast: He got a Coke Zero AGAIN. Ah, that Roman. Incorrigible.
Rhiannon: You're being pretty cavalier about this. Aren't you supposed to be eternally in love with him and shit? Olive Penderghast: Yes... I believe so, if I was the Gossip Girl in Sweet Valley of the Traveling Pants.
Marianne: I hope for your sake, God has a sense of humor. Olive Penderghast: Oh, I have seventeen years worth of anecdotal proof that He does.
Woodchuck Todd: Hey Olive. Olive Penderghast: Oh my God! The illusion is shattered! This is exactly why they put you in the gas chamber if you take your head off at Disney World. Woodchuck Todd: Actually I think they just, you know, they fire you. You're thinking of Disneyland. Disney World is much more liberal. Olive Penderghast: Oh yeah! I always forget Disney World went blue in the last election.
Olive Penderghast: So the next day I had detention. Which, thanks to recent budget cuts meant *cleaning*. I was looking forward to putting all this behind me - I had done the crime, I was going to do the time. And that would be that Brandon: Aren't there, like, child labor laws against this? Olive Penderghast: Not in high school. The principal is like a captain of a ship in international waters. He can even marry people! Olive Penderghast: We haven't talked in a while - how've you been, Brandon? Brandon: Fabulous! Crushing it! Everything according to plan. Brandon: I wanna be in detention! Olive Penderghast: Ya, why are you here? Judging from the amount of blood I saw gushing from your nose I thought you were the bull-*ied* Brandon: You'd think, but Principal Gibbons is a homophobe, which is why I called him a fascist. Olive Penderghast: So the rumors are true. Brandon: I don't know what you're talking about. Olive Penderghast: I meant about Gibbons' being a fascist.
