Thomas Tipp: Do you know they even got a... well, a nickname for you behind your back? Heh? Citizen Dildo.
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Sofía: Every passing minute is another chance to turn it all around.
Brian: Just remember, the sweet is never as sweet without the sour, and I know the sour.
David: The little things... there's nothing bigger, is there?
Sofía: I think she's the saddest girl to ever hold a martini.
Sofía: I'll tell you in another life, when we are both cats.
David: My father wrote about this in his book. Chapter 1... Page 1... Paragraph 1: What is the answer to 99 out of 100 questions?... Money.
David: I want to live a real life... I don't want to dream any longer.
Julie: Don't you know that when you sleep with someone, your body makes a promise whether you do or not.
Brian: You will never know the exquisite pain of the guy, who goes home alone.
Edmund: There are no guarantees, but remember: Even in the future, the sweet is never as sweet without the sour.
Rebecca Dearborn: What is any life without the pursuit of a dream?
David: I wanna wake up! Tech support! It's a nightmare! Tech support! Tech support!
David: Even in my dreams I feel like an idiot who's about to wake up.
Open your eyes. Sofía: Open your eyes. Open your eyes. Open your eyes. Open your eyes. Open you...
Sofía: But I just think good things will happen, if you are a good person with a good attitude, don't you think?
Edmund: It's been a brilliant journey of self-awakening. And now you've simply got to ask yourself this: What is happiness to you, David?
Dr. Curtis McCabe: I'm real. I'm... I'm... mortality as home entertainment? THIS CANNOT BE THE FUTURE. Can it? CAN IT?
Sofía: So, this is what's become of rock-and-roll - a smashed guitar behind a glass case displayed on some rich guy's wall!
David: What's the answer to 99 out of 100 questions?... Money!
Guy in Bathroom: This is a revolution of the mind.
Thomas Tipp: Do you know they even got a... well, a nickname for you behind your back? Heh? Citizen Dildo.
David: These? These are more than headaches. These are steel plates slicing through my every thought.
Edmund: Forgive me, I'm blowing your mind.
David: He never watched television, and yet his biggest magazine is still the TV Digest.
Rebecca Dearborn: Most of us live our whole lives... without any real adventure to call our own.
David: Thomas Tipp was right; people will read again.
David: Say everything now, now, now, now.
Sofía: Do you love me? I mean really love me. Because if you don't... I'll just have to kill you.
Dr. Curtis McCabe: My favorite Beatle was once John. Now it's... Paul.
David: Who could I trust? The ants are taking over the ant hill. Who could I trust?
Julie: How did it go with your moth girl? Did she turn into a butterfly for you?
David: How do you think watertight contracts are broken?
Julie: I can tell by the way you're walking that you didn't sleep with her.
Brian: The 'New Guy' is shit! That came out wrong, I love you.
David: The sweet and sour speech again?
David: No, it's something that you'd see on a wall in a steak-house in *Hell*.
David: Let's go to your house and we'll talk or something. I want to see where you live.
Libby: You'll be meeting Rebecca Dearborn, my personal role model.
Brian: Julie Gianni is your fuck buddy?
Rebecca Dearborn: This is a revolution of the mind.
Julie: Four times... it means something, David.
Julie: Don't ever say that word. I will never come over and bring you chicken soup and fuck your brains out again.
Julie: I'm so afraid of how powerful this is!
Thomas Tipp: I still believe in this family, David. Even if it's only you.
Dr. Curtis McCabe: You used Julie carelessly, didn't you?
Julie: I mean... David, do you believe in God?
Sofía: See? It's all right. It worked for Benny!
I'm tying this knot *4 times* because *4 times* really means something!
David was such a delight as a child. David: What the fuck... IS HAPPENING?
David: I don't want to hear the story behind this photo.
Sofía: Holy God. This is going to change my life in a zillion different ways. I must be nuts.
Sofía: Every passing minute is another chance to turn it all around.
Brian: Just remember, the sweet is never as sweet without the sour, and I know the sour.
David: The little things... there's nothing bigger, is there?
Sofía: I think she's the saddest girl to ever hold a martini.
Sofía: I'll tell you in another life, when we are both cats.
David: I want to live a real life... I don't want to dream any longer.
David: My father wrote about this in his book. Chapter 1... Page 1... Paragraph 1: What is the answer to 99 out of 100 questions?... Money.
Julie: Don't you know that when you sleep with someone, your body makes a promise whether you do or not.
Brian: You will never know the exquisite pain of the guy, who goes home alone.
Edmund: There are no guarantees, but remember: Even in the future, the sweet is never as sweet without the sour.
Rebecca Dearborn: What is any life without the pursuit of a dream?
Dr. Curtis McCabe: I'm real. I'm... I'm... mortality as home entertainment? THIS CANNOT BE THE FUTURE. Can it? CAN IT?
Sofía: But I just think good things will happen, if you are a good person with a good attitude, don't you think?
David: I wanna wake up! Tech support! It's a nightmare! Tech support! Tech support!
David: Even in my dreams I feel like an idiot who's about to wake up.
The Future: Relax, David. Open your eyes.
Edmund: It's been a brilliant journey of self-awakening. And now you've simply got to ask yourself this: What is happiness to you, David?
David: What's the answer to 99 out of 100 questions?... Money!
Guy in Bathroom: This is a revolution of the mind.
Thomas Tipp: Do you know they even got a... well, a nickname for you behind your back? Heh? Citizen Dildo.
David: These? These are more than headaches. These are steel plates slicing through my every thought.
Sofía: So, this is what's become of rock-and-roll - a smashed guitar behind a glass case displayed on some rich guy's wall!
David: What's the answer to 99 out of 100 questions?... Money!
David: Do you remember what you told me once? That every passing minute is a another chance to turn it all around. Sofía: I'll find you again. David: I'll see you in another life... when we are both cats.
Julie: You fucked me four times the other night, David! You've been inside me! David: Julie... Julie: I swallowed your cum! That means something!
David: Look at us. I'm frozen and you're dead, and I love you. Sofía: It's a problem. David: I lost you when I got in that car. I'm sorry.
Dr. Pomeranz: It's a helpful unit. David: Good. Because for a minute there, I thought we were talking about David: a fucking mask! Dr. Pomeranz: It's only a mask... if you treat it that way. David: Oh, no. It's great. This completely takes care of Hallowe'en. But what about the other 364 days of the year?
Dr. Curtis McCabe: And you didn't immediately wanna sleep with her? David: Well, you know, I'm a pleasure delayer.
David: I like your life. Sofía: Well, it's mine and you can't have it!
Sofía: I have to get some sleep. Truthfully, I also work as a dental assistant. David: Boy, am I going to the wrong dentist!
Sofía: What about you? What's your nickname? David: Citizen Dildo. Sofía: Hmm. You are not staying over.
David: How bad is it? Sofía: ...Well... your ears are in the right place... And the rest of it... is not bad at all. It's perfect!
David: You're a shrink! You gotta be better than that! Dr. Curtis McCabe: Let's not stereotype each other. Not all rich kids are soulless, and not all psychologists care about dreams.
Edmund: Consequences, David. It's the little things. David: The little things... there's nothing bigger, is there?
Sofía: Open your eyes. Sofía: Open your eyes. Open your eyes. Open your eyes. Open your eyes. Open you...
David: And to whom do I owe this pleasure? Sofía: The pleasure of Sofia Serrano.
Thomas Tipp: But I say this with complete love. Claim your life. Learn to be an asshole. Don't... David: Two's enough. Thomas Tipp: Forgive me. But I still believe in this family, David, even if it's only you.
Edmund: Forgive me, I'm blowing your mind.
Edmund: Look, I tried to warn you in the bar. I told you, "You must exercise control of yourself". That it all depended on your mind. I gave you Technical Support. I gave you everything. I even gave you a theme song by Paul McCartney which is very hard material to acquire. David: So all I have to do is imagine something. Like if I wanted McCabe to come back right now... Dr. Curtis McCabe: Listen to me. These people are dangerous. We're in trouble. We need to get off this roof now. Edmund: Now, your subconscious did create promise. Your dream turned into a nightmare and this gentleman was able to uncover the fabric of our work. The glitch has been corrected and we do apologize. Dr. Curtis McCabe: Now, David, I tell you this with my heart and my soul, this is a con man and we're going downstairs and we look for people. Come on. Edmund: Take no notice of him. It's not real. He has no real feelings. He's no more real than the image of John Coltrane in your living room. Dr. Curtis McCabe: I'll kill you, you fuck. What do you know about mankind? What do you know about my feelings? Edmund: Easy, Doctor. You're a man of peace. Dr. Curtis McCabe: You son of a bitch. I'm an honored psychologist. I have two daughters and I will uncover this hoax with one-fiftieth of my intellect. Dr. Curtis McCabe: David, you listen to everything I say now. You were right. This is the Seven Dwarves, they want you to commit suicide and if you jump, they win. "Take no notice" of me! "It's not real!" We've been set up! Please. Please, don't jump. You're like family to me. Edmund: Give yourself a little credit, David. Your attention to detail is -- it's magnificent. This stunning man is your creation. He's a very complex and winning manifestation of the loss of your father. Dr. Curtis McCabe: I'm not sure. I'm here. Edmund: Doctor. You created him to say goodbye and I must say, he's fabulous. Edmund: Thank you for this suit as well! I would have never thought of it for myself. Dr. Curtis McCabe: I'm real. I have two daughters! You know that. Edmund: And what are their names? Dr. Curtis McCabe: I'm real. I'm... I'm... mortality as home entertainment? THIS CANNOT BE THE FUTURE! Can it? CAN IT?
