Ruth Buggs: I'm hungry. We should cook up some sausages. Do we have any sausages? Graeme Willy: Uhh... Ruth Buggs: What do you mean by that? Why do you guys hate me? Can we cook up some sausages? Ohh I have wasps in my brain! Paul: She'll be fine. That happened to me the first time.
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Agent Zoil: Motherfuckin' tittysuckin' two-balled bitch!
Paul: YO! fucknuts! It's Probing time.
Paul: This is America. Kidnapping a Christian is worse than harboring a fugitive.
Paul: Are you gonna draw me like your French girls, Jack?
Paul: You have to spin a good yarn before you can weave a great dream.
Graeme Willy: Oh no! I really liked this T-shirt.
Clive Gollings: Ever since I saw "Mac and Me", I've dreamed about meeting you!
Paul: Hey! Reese's Pieces! Thank you!
Haggard, Pat Stevens, Agent Zoil: Who the hell is Adam Shadowchild?
Graeme Willy: This is just like Deliverance!
The Big Guy: I'm the one holding all the cards. And when I say "cards", I of course mean big fucking gun.
The Big Guy: Shit, the little fucker's probably gonna phone home or something.
Agent Zoil: One of them crashed and burned, the other one just burned.
Graeme Willy: Don't worry, it's really been the best day ever...
Paul: If I get a dork infection, you're dead!
Go on, then, Paul. Don't be long.
Adam Shadowchild: Let me guess. You're a writer.
Ruth Buggs: Well ain't that a bag of tits.
Adam Shadowchild: I can't read this, it's a legal thing.
Customer: Don't you put those Queer Eyes on me!
Paul: You know, with the swearing, you could dial it back a notch.
Agent Zoil: Motherfuckin' tittysuckin' two-balled bitch!
Paul: YO! fucknuts! It's Probing time.
Paul: This is America. Kidnapping a Christian is worse than harboring a fugitive.
Paul: Are you gonna draw me like your French girls, Jack?
Paul: You have to spin a good yarn before you can weave a great dream.
Graeme Willy: Oh no! I really liked this T-shirt.
Clive Gollings: Ever since I saw "Mac and Me", I've dreamed about meeting you!
Paul: Hey! Reese's Pieces! Thank you!
Haggard, Pat Stevens, Agent Zoil: Who the hell is Adam Shadowchild?
Graeme Willy: This is just like Deliverance!
The Big Guy: I'm the one holding all the cards. And when I say "cards", I of course mean big fucking gun.
The Big Guy: Shit, the little fucker's probably gonna phone home or something.
Agent Zoil: One of them crashed and burned, the other one just burned.
Graeme Willy: How come I can understand you? Are you using some neural language router? Paul: Actually I'm speaking English you fucking idiot!
Graeme Willy: You are an alien! Paul: To you I am, yes. Graeme Willy: Are you gonna probe us? Paul: *Why* does everyone always assume that? What am I doing? Am I harvesting farts? How much can I learn from an ass?
Graeme Willy: Whats the matter Clive? Clive Gollings: There is an alien in the kitchen making bagels and coffee. Graeme Willy: Did you want tea? Clive Gollings: No, I don't want tea! Graeme Willy: Right, because tea is weird in America.
State Trooper: Where are you boys from? Clive Gollings: ...England. State Trooper: I heard about that place: no guns. Graeme Willy: Not many... Clive Gollings: No, not really, just... farmers. State Trooper: Well how are police supposed to shoot anybody? Graeme Willy: Well they don't... Clive Gollings: They- they try not to... Gas Station Attendant: $15.58. Graeme Willy: Um, twenty, keep the change... give it to charity or something.
Ruth Buggs: I'm hungry. We should cook up some sausages. Do we have any sausages? Graeme Willy: Uhh... Ruth Buggs: What do you mean by that? Why do you guys hate me? Can we cook up some sausages? Ohh I have wasps in my brain! Paul: She'll be fine. That happened to me the first time.
Tara Walton: But I don't have my toothbrush! Paul: Toothbrush? Baby, where we're going, you don't need teeth!
Clive Gollings: What if we wake up and find him inserting a probe into our anus? Graeme Willy: Well apparently they don't do that. Paul: Anyone want one of these? Yeah? Anyone?
Graeme Willy: Paul, what happens if you get caught? Paul: Graeme, they are going to cut out my brain... Yeah it's fucked... kinda a buzz kill... Let's lighten the mood, shall we? Clive when did you last get laid? Clive Gollings: Uh. Collectormania London '08... Ewok chick. Paul: Clive likes boning space bears!
The Big Guy: Shit, I'd shoot you now if I didn't get off on the idea of you being hog-tied and pissed on in Guantanamo Bay. Graeme Willy: They've shut Guantanamo Bay. The Big Guy: Did they? Be honest with yourselves.
Adam Shadowchild: Let me guess. You're a writer.
