Mikey: What did the donuts do on their first date? Strawberry: I don't know. Mikey: They glazed into each other's eyes. Strawberry: That's so stupid. But I can't believe I haven't heard that one. Mikey: Well, I wrote it. You couldn't have heard. I kind of write donut jokes on the side. It's one of my many talents.
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Mikey: What did the donuts do on their first date? Strawberry: I don't know. Mikey: They glazed into each other's eyes. Strawberry: That's so stupid. But I can't believe I haven't heard that one. Mikey: Well, I wrote it. You couldn't have heard. I kind of write donut jokes on the side. It's one of my many talents.
June: Go get your shit and get out. And don't even think about stepping foot in Texas City again. You got me? Lexi: Ain't no lie. Baby, bye, bye, bye!
June: So I heard you do porn or something? Mikey: Five AVNs. June: What, that's an STD? Mikey: No, no, no. It's the adult film awards. It's like the Academy Awards for what I do.
Ms. Phan: There's no fighting in my parking lot. Mikey: He flat out sucker-punched me! I would have hundred percent out-cardio'ed that guy. Fuck. Sorry for swearing.
